Like the man said, bugger kids, bugger each other, shit in the street, walk around stoned, steal, open illegal weed shops, sell that azz on the street, shoot cops, piss in public, be an illegal alien who steals a gun and murders a girl on the waterfront, they act like it’s a Class 4 misdemeanor, if they even bother to cite it at all. “Oh, look! A squirrel!” Eat a sammich on a train platform? 3 to 5 in the state slam! No rights for YOU! Those donut-stuffed flatfoots ought to be ordered to turn in their shields and go work security at the local shopping mall, where they can practice their special kind of stupid for $14 an hour. California is the gaping rectal sluice of Planet Earth and an affront to three thousand years of human civilization. The next time a fault line gets a case of heartburn, I’m gonna go out there with a tire iron and crack that sumbitch open like a walnut.
Help the fault along with a little dynamite.