Enviro wackos will now be riddled with guilt that the ice cream they stuffed down their gullets came from sad cows. At least until their check comes in the mail.
How about contented cows?
False advertising has consequences. Wonder if the ice cream tastes better from happy cows?
Udder foolishness.
Pfft. Blue Bell’s Ice Cream cows are happier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVPzgn4U6RQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGvbjAX6gfU
Oh, my.
An annoyed cow yes. But a fed, watered, milked and cleaned up cow is a contented cow and that is as close to happy as they get.
They’re happy to be sued.
They can afford 10 or 20 billion like Bill Gates.
Good luck, James. The hippy-dippy namesakes of your ice cream sold out for a cash grab and unloaded it all to Unilever 20 years ago. They’re like Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders now - a face attached to a product. Have fun pursuing a multibillion dollar overseas company in an EU court. Enviro-putz.
I like that song too.
This article caught my attention because it reminded me that I have a pint or two of Ben and Jerry’s buried in my freezer.
Yes, I confess. I bought their ice cream. I’ll decide how ashamed I am after I try it.
In my defense, I got it for three reasons: it’s high in butterfat, it’s a full pint (unlike Hagen-Dazs’ 14 ounces. Plus, I got it for $2.99
Outstanding! I’ll be filing suit next week against Laughing Cow cheese.
they shoudla used the term ‘gay cows’ - not ‘happy’ - Homo-genized milk- that way enviro-wacko earth worshippin people won’t know if the ‘gay’ means ‘happy’ or fruity- Confuse em-
Udderly ridiculous
CARNATION evaporated milk had a slogan, “From Contented Cows”. The sore @$$ who launched that lawsuit obviously never set foot on a dairy farm. If he had, and we’re honest, he’d have seen that the reason the cows are HAPPY is because they are PAMPERED. That’s how a dairy farm prospers; by pampering the cows. Unhappy cows don’t produce well.
Damn autofill! Should say, “and WERE honest”. The Verizon techs tell me the autofill on a Google Pixel phone cannot be turned off. They’ll NEVER sell me another one.
BTW I have worked in both types of dairies. Cows don't know the difference and the “factory” cows have a very good, clean life. Dirty dairies don't last.
I thought happy cows fled the Wisconsin cold for California. At least that’s what I saw on TV commercials.