Posted on 08/10/2019 3:57:00 AM PDT by a little elbow grease
My brother sent me this yesterday. I guess it is floating around the internet. Its sort of funny. Check it out.
IRRESISTIBLE (... but maybe the President may have to watch over the evangelical vote.)
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When one tries to reason with a lefty Democrat, remember you're dealing with a person who believes that a man can be a woman and a woman can be a man, and that such a delusion should be encouraged not discouraged.
Discouragement of the delusion is considered immoral and bigoted.
Thus, our society has unnecessary dilemmas concerning bathrooms, athletic competition at all levels, and pronoun controversies subjecting ourselves to all manner of laws, rules, regulation and more needless government control.
Here's a suggestion to break the lefts ridiculous gender ideology and denial of biological reality.
President Trump should declare that he's identifying as a woman.
The left will have to admit the absurdity of their gender ideology or accept and celebrate Donna Trump as the first woman.
President, thus beating Hillary, Liz Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand to the glorious goal of one of their female firsts.
Furthermore, since he's married to Melania, he'll also be the first gay president and the first lesbian president.
He will also be the first lesbian president married to an immigrant! What a most glorious event for the democrats to celebrate.
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I love it when a plan comes together!
This is just as reasonable as Warren identifying as a Cherokee.
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You know, this is good thinking.
After Trump’s second term, considering we’re not throwing him out over discarding the constitution (shoulder assist ban and talks of further infringements on the 2a), he could simply ask to be called Donna, not go through any transition and run for 2 more terms.
From Rules...
4. Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.
5. Ridicule is mans most potent weapon.
6. A good tactic is one your people enjoy.
Yup...us evangelical are that backwards and dumb not to understand a joke...SMH
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That's appropriate. The whole thing is satire.
lol
I self identify as a sea urchin.
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I self identify as a male boxer dog.
Two of my dogs used the arm rest in the car. I can’t remember any people doing that.
I guess I’m really dumb.. where is it?
lol ...... that’s great.
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