They're supposed to be "Crinkle Cut Potatoes", not "Tinkle Cut Potatoes"!
Posted on 07/30/2019 2:20:43 PM PDT by conservative98
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. — A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.
Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.
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Nobody understands her potato. She was simply peeing in order to find her real tomato.
DANG!
Yes. Looks that way.
At my modest size Wal-Mart, the produce bins are basically these giant cardboard boxes, may three or so feet tall, with a low cut side facing out to (people) traffic, if I remember correctly. Probably not hard to do the deed with one of those.
Indeed, to the Black activist, the mirror does not reflect his own racism quite as brightly as it does for White racists, due to the lack of a corresponding power structure (supposedly).
They’re probably getting the photos from a common source, such as AP or Getty.
“Is it bad that my first thought when reading the story was that since this is what she does for fun, that she would be a pretty cheap date?”
I like her. I had mashed potatoes last night, a loaded baked potato, some curly fries and potato salad for dinner.
Ok.
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