To: rintintin
Ok ok answer me this!
Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
20 posted on
05/28/2019 6:11:46 PM PDT by
Reily
To: Reily
Why do they successfully travel millions of light years, staying hydrated, nourished, avoiding meteorites, radiation, planetary pull, black holes, entry ino our atmosphere, and in the last hundred feet need to turn on bright lights to see where they are?
27 posted on
05/28/2019 6:17:36 PM PDT by
blackdog
To: Reily
They are in an intergalactic Frat, and it is a rush prank.
28 posted on
05/28/2019 6:18:34 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Reily
Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
Cause there aren’t any good anus’ in their galaxy?
35 posted on
05/28/2019 6:23:00 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Reily
Maybe because they’re all homosexuals.
47 posted on
05/28/2019 6:30:30 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Modern Democrat Party: America's largest hate group.)
To: Reily
Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
49 posted on
05/28/2019 6:31:41 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Reily
62 posted on
05/28/2019 6:40:34 PM PDT by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: Reily
They’re space queers. That’s why.
LOLOL
To: Reily
Ok ok answer me this!Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
91 posted on
05/28/2019 7:11:19 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: Reily
Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
Their original orders were to explore Uranus - but the radio signal got garbled...
120 posted on
05/28/2019 8:00:21 PM PDT by
mr_griz
(Someday we'll have a KING who rules with real justice, compassion & concern for his subjects - JESUS)
To: Reily
We sent nude pictures and our address
124 posted on
05/28/2019 8:18:42 PM PDT by
CJ Wolf
(Free)
To: Reily
Re “Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes”?
Easiest answer in history: Because they have so much to work with - Democrats, the biggest assholes in the world, and so many of them. Enough to keep an invasion fleet tied up in enemas for centuries.
And their message back to the home planet for more equipment said: “Look at Pelosi, Waters, Schumer, Schiff and Hillary. We’re gonna need bigger probes!”
To: Reily
Who says they travel even a single light year? Why can they not be indigenous to this planet?
141 posted on
05/28/2019 10:27:37 PM PDT by
The Duke
(President Trump = America's Last, Best Chance)
To: Reily
Why do they travel hundreds of light years to do anal probes?
Maybe because we're the only species in the universe that have anuses?
To: Reily
The first one landed in SanFran. They believe anal probes are our customary greeting.
159 posted on
05/29/2019 3:35:10 AM PDT by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: Reily
Two words: Pete Buttigieg.
188 posted on
05/29/2019 10:08:03 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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