Posted on 05/17/2019 8:46:16 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
TUSCALOOSA, AL—Seven-year-old Gloria Hutchins was taken aside by her mother today and informed that thanks to new abortion laws, she may never enjoy the opportunity to kill her offspring. The two shared tears as Hutchin's mother, Heather, explained how, back in the good old days, if she decided she wanted to have sex without any discrepancy or thought, that was totally fine because she could always just end the life she had created.
Gloria choked back tears as she learned she would have to conduct herself with some degree of discernment in who she chose as a romantic partner, and what kind of boundaries they would set. Both lamented as they realized there could come some horrible nightmare of a day when little Gloria, all grown up, would be forced to give birth to an unwanted child and put it up for adoption instead of enjoying the freedom to just end it.
Gloria's mother went on to tell her about how great it had been in her time, and all the siblings she would have had, and Gloria thanked her for killing them. Then Gloria wept more as the realization set in that the one hope and dream she had for this life—to murder her offspring—had been ripped from her hands.
Tell her to move to Virginia , -— they have no problem with killing kids!
With today’s left, it is sometimes hard to tell.
The second-to-the-last sentence is especially poignant - the greatest gift my parents gave me, by far, was my siblings.
Sick dogs birth puppies....unless they are aborted of course.
How do you have sex without discrepancy?!
Asking for a friend.
Regards,
I look at it as likened to what Norm Crosby used to do on TV. Substitute words that sounded vaguely close, but were merely laughable; i.e., “They told me my uncle has charisma. I had that years ago. Had to take drugs and use inhalers for it.” Or, “My boss aked me a question I couldn’t answer. I told him it behooves me!” Now, what actual word the writer was groping for, behooves me.
Tell her to move to California they sell all the parts there it’s not murder it’s $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
‘I look at it as likened to what Norm Crosby used to do on TV.’
Norm wanted to go to a museum once, and learn about dinosaurs; later he told his buddies ‘those dinosaurs, they’re all distinct...’
So sad. It’s what every mother dreams about, but sometimes cannot have.
I’ve wondered about that myself.
Sadly, the Babylon Bee hits it too close to reality.
Wickedly accurate in our alternate universe
Mama June, sit down and shut it!
Discretion, methinks.
Tell her not to sleep around and use abortion as birth control.
The word was probably "discretion."
Attributable to over-zealous "Spell-Check?" But then, the copy-editor would also have had to have been "asleep at the switch."
Regards,
The Babylon Bee is essential reading if one is to be informed on the issues.
It is so hard to tell nowadays
I suppose it could be homo sex but then abortion wouldn’t even enter into the equation.
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