AOC: ‘What We Need to Do is Have a Serious Conversation’ About Cow Flatulence

CNSNews.com ^ | April 5, 2019 | CNSNews.com Staff

[BeauBo]

If we can't seriously discuss cow farts, how will ever be able to seriously discuss the issues surrounding Uranus?

[dp0622]

SMH

It’s too late, i’m too drunk and she’s too stupid to type anymore.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Her new name and title,

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cowfarts (D.-The closest cow’s rectum.)

[Telepathic Intruder]

Farts are not a joking matter. They’re very, very serious.

[Major Matt Mason]

[JudgemAll]

If bull sht does not stick, dazzle them with cow farts... or something like that.

[JudgemAll]

Didn’t she assume a gender? Why isnt she calling it bull farts? I am lodging a complaint at the Frankfurt School headquarters.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I’ll bring the whoopee cushions.

[TigersEye]

Termites emit more methane than all other sources, Mz. Cowfarts.
You’d better keep them away from your head too.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I’m glad that cow’s digestive systems finally got their own Representative but not too pleased that they all vote democrat.

[seawolf101]

Didn’t she assume a gender? Why isnt she calling it bull farts? I am lodging a complaint at the Frankfurt School headquarters.

Why is she only criticizing females. Bulls also fart. That´s discrimination against females and sexist. She blames global warming on cows. No more milk for her.

Chiquita Krushchev is a sexist cow hater.

[Crucial]

This leads to a new questions. Do Democrats fart more than Republicans? And if they do will they own up to their hypocrisy in contributing more to global warming?

[BradyLS]

“BOOP-BOOP BE-DOOP!”

[DoughtyOne]

These people are certifiable.

She’s not the only nut-bag out there either.

[TomGuy]

LOL

Best one I have seen in a while.

[the_daug]

Do Whales Fart?

The short answer is yes, whales do indeed fart, flatus or pass gas depending on how you like to phrase it.

In fact whales, dolphins and porpoises are all marine mammals belonging to the cetacean species and they are all known to fart.

[savedbygrace]

To a Democrat, having a conversation means the Democrat talks and everyone else listens, and agrees.

[eaglestar]

[Rashputin]

Plant more trees ya’ dumb bitch, that’ll solve every problem you and the other useful idiots wring your hands over.

[doorgunner69]

How about a discussion about fat broad flatulence? Think of the amount of food and excrement they produce............

I do not want to think about what the stage of "The Spew" smells like, though it might be better if Whoopie negro is not there now.