Beto O’Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop

The Daily Caller ^ | 3/19/2019 | Amber Athey

[Menehune56]

Former Texas Democratic Rep. and presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke allegedly pranked his wife, Amy, once by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado.

[Army Air Corps]

Beaten Beto is an odd duck.

[dp0622]

It’s not looking to good for the wife either if she couldn’t smell the difference :)

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[9YearLurker]

He’s blowing his chance to be Harris’s #2 (no pun intended) on her ticket next year.

[simpson96]

"Funny how this is coming out after the Senate race...but before the Democrat primaries. Seems like some Democrats want to take him out..."

The real fun begins when the calendar turns to 2020, and they all start raining fire upon each other. :)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Good point. There is ALWAYS a reason something is held back or released at a particular time. Somebody behind the scenes said “Get rid of him now.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

Gonna go over real well when he does the same thing to the Ambassador from Uruguay at a state dinner.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Handing out crap in bowls is all the ‘Rat Party knows how to do. Oh, wait. They also pee down our backs and tell us it’s raining. I forgot that they have two tricks.

[dp0622]

You know the answer as well as I do.

Beat Cruz.

So much for fair and balanced.

I guess they figure that SOMEONE will find this info over the next year so burn him down now and get him out of the way.

[Grampa Dave]

Beto Mini Cortex damaged his brain while skate boarding without a helmet.

So, he can't be blamed for mistaking poop for an avocado or using his sleeve instead of his hankerchief!

Beto Mini Cortex As A skateboarder without a helmet or pads!

After skateboarding without a helmet and loving your cow, real men don’t need a hankerchief:

[Buckeye McFrog]

Was it green? What were they feeding the kid?

Forumula-fed kids can get really green poop.

[dp0622]

LOL

What is he 7??

And that’s an insult to 7 year olds :)

[Gator113]

In my state that is a Class C Felony.

[gathersnomoss]

Is that boarder really Skat?

[Ciaphas Cain]

[Rastus]

LOL

[redshawk]

He is the guy that fakes mexican.
Pedro creep
Drunkard, and drives when drunk
Cries poor, yet millions.
Pussy in the first degree

[NorthMountain]

We are, of course, talking about 2018 not 2016 as I erroneously posted above.

You know the answer as well as I do. Beat Cruz.

Yes, indeed. The 'Rat powers that be (in the party, and in Big Media) must have seen him as the most likely to beat Cruz in the general, or they would have torpedoed him with this stuff in the primary. They sure showered him with money back then.

[dp0622]

Sorry, misunderstood!!

I THINK they think it was GOING TO be discovered anyway so sink him now.

AND WHAT if he won the primaries and THEN it came out!

That would have actually been awesome.

So they protected the D party again.

They disgust me

Hope you are well :)

[magua]

Beto 2020 ladies need not apply. Beto will go all the way. This kid makes things happen. First in class and makes Spartacus looks dead by comparison. Could you imagine him on stage with Bernie I’d pay for that one. Possibilities are endless. We have to be for him so we can piss off our democratic friends if you still have any.