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Beto The Buffoon
Townhall.com ^ | March 17, 2019 | Jeff Crouere

Posted on 03/17/2019 4:02:06 PM PDT by Kaslin

The Democrats now have their rock star in the ever-growing presidential race. On Thursday, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke officially launched his bid for the presidency. Beto is hoping to capitalize on the excitement that surrounded his losing U.S. Senate race last year in Texas. Despite a massive haul of $80 million, O’Rourke was defeated by incumbent U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX).

During his online announcement speech, O’Rourke warned that the United States faces “maximum peril,” but the nation remains the "the last great hope of Earth." At a speech in Iowa, O’Rourke warned that "not to be dramatic, but literally, the future of the world depends on us right now.”

In other words, if Americans do not elect Beto as their next President, the world may self-destruct. Clearly, this candidate is a total clown. His political experience is minimal, consisting of six years on the El Paso City Council and six years as a United States Representative. While in Congress, O’Rourke’s legislative accomplishments consisted of passing exactly one bill, naming a local courthouse.

When House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked about O’Rourke’s record in Congress, she fumbled for an answer, eventually praising his “vitality.” She also said that he was a “real champion for the environment,” although she could not list any specific legislation he supported.

Beto is like a mirage or a dream concocted by Hollywood liberals looking for the next John F. Kennedy or Barack Obama. According to his supporters, Beto is good looking, intelligent and charismatic; however, even his admirers must admit that he surely lacks gravitas.

How can a presidential candidate who skateboards onto a stage be taken seriously? Presumably, Beto believed that live streaming his recent teeth cleaning procedure was a smart thing to do to connect to millennial voters, but, in actuality, it just made him look ridiculous.

Would Ronald Reagan bring cameras into the dentist’s office? Of course not, remember this was the President who never removed his coat jacket in the Oval Office because he was so concerned about maintaining dignity and decorum in the White House. If elected President, Beto may erect a skateboard ramp in the Oval Office, so he can show off his skills to admiring reporters.

Beto is 46 years old, but he acts like he’s a teenager. He exudes little maturity or wisdom, only youthful exuberance. His positions on the issues are vague. In fact, on his website after his launch, there was a link to donate money and buy campaign gear, but no information about his platform.

While he decides on a platform, Beto also may want to fire his speechwriter. As he spoke to voters on the campaign trail in Iowa on Thursday and Friday, Beto joked that his wife was raising their three kids “sometimes with my help.” Immediately, he was blasted by outraged Democrats for parental stereotyping and comments that were considered sexist, condescending and even misogynistic. By the end of the day, Beto apologized and claimed that he would be “more thoughtful going forward in the way that I talk about our marriage."

As a presidential candidate, Beto will have plenty of explaining to do. First, he has to convince voters he has learned from his drunk driving arrest on his 26th birthday. While he claims he only had two beers,The Washington Postnoted his “blood alcohol content of 0.136 and 0.134,” indicated he consumed a much greater amount of alcohol. He will also need to explain why he supports the Green New Deal, the $93 trillion joke of a proposal that President Trump accurately referred to as a “high school term paper that got a low mark.”

Further clarity is also needed about Beto’s stance on the U.S. Constitution. Incredibly, he stated that he has doubts about the relevancy of the U.S. Constitution. In an interview with The Washington Post, O’Rourke questioned whether the United States can “still be managed by the same principles that were set down 230 plus years ago?”

Well, Beto the answer to your question is a resounding “Yes!” The U.S. Constitution is one of the main reasons that our country is a super power today. The genius of the Founding Fathers has been proven over and over again during our history. All Americans should thank God that U.S. Constitution has been our guiding document.

The Democrats now have their rock star in the ever-growing presidential race. On Thursday, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke officially launched his bid for the presidency. Beto is hoping to capitalize on the excitement that surrounded his losing U.S. Senate race last year in Texas. Despite a massive haul of $80 million, O’Rourke was defeated by incumbent U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX).

During his online announcement speech, O’Rourke warned that the United States faces “maximum peril,” but the nation remains the "the last great hope of Earth." At a speech in Iowa, O’Rourke warned that "not to be dramatic, but literally, the future of the world depends on us right now.”

In other words, if Americans do not elect Beto as their next President, the world may self-destruct. Clearly, this candidate is a total clown. His political experience is minimal, consisting of six years on the El Paso City Council and six years as a United States Representative. While in Congress, O’Rourke’s legislative accomplishments consisted of passing exactly one bill, naming a local courthouse.

When House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked about O’Rourke’s record in Congress, she fumbled for an answer, eventually praising his “vitality.” She also said that he was a “real champion for the environment,” although she could not list any specific legislation he supported.

Beto is like a mirage or a dream concocted by Hollywood liberals looking for the next John F. Kennedy or Barack Obama. According to his supporters, Beto is good looking, intelligent and charismatic; however, even his admirers must admit that he surely lacks gravitas.

How can a presidential candidate who skateboards onto a stage be taken seriously? Presumably, Beto believed that live streaming his recent teeth cleaning procedure was a smart thing to do to connect to millennial voters, but, in actuality, it just made him look ridiculous.

Would Ronald Reagan bring cameras into the dentist’s office? Of course not, remember this was the President who never removed his coat jacket in the Oval Office because he was so concerned about maintaining dignity and decorum in the White House. If elected President, Beto may erect a skateboard ramp in the Oval Office, so he can show off his skills to admiring reporters.

Beto is 46 years old, but he acts like he’s a teenager. He exudes little maturity or wisdom, only youthful exuberance. His positions on the issues are vague. In fact, on his website after his launch, there was a link to donate money and buy campaign gear, but no information about his platform.

While he decides on a platform, Beto also may want to fire his speechwriter. As he spoke to voters on the campaign trail in Iowa on Thursday and Friday, Beto joked that his wife was raising their three kids “sometimes with my help.” Immediately, he was blasted by outraged Democrats for parental stereotyping and comments that were considered sexist, condescending and even misogynistic. By the end of the day, Beto apologized and claimed that he would be “more thoughtful going forward in the way that I talk about our marriage."

As a presidential candidate, Beto will have plenty of explaining to do. First, he has to convince voters he has learned from his drunk driving arrest on his 26th birthday. While he claims he only had two beers,The Washington Postnoted his “blood alcohol content of 0.136 and 0.134,” indicated he consumed a much greater amount of alcohol. He will also need to explain why he supports the Green New Deal, the $93 trillion joke of a proposal that President Trump accurately referred to as a “high school term paper that got a low mark.”

Further clarity is also needed about Beto’s stance on the U.S. Constitution. Incredibly, he stated that he has doubts about the relevancy of the U.S. Constitution. In an interview with The Washington Post, O’Rourke questioned whether the United States can “still be managed by the same principles that were set down 230 plus years ago?”

Well, Beto the answer to your question is a resounding “Yes!” The U.S. Constitution is one of the main reasons that our country is a super power today. The genius of the Founding Fathers has been proven over and over again during our history. All Americans should thank God that U.S. Constitution has been our guiding document.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: 2020election; beto; betoorourke; bobblehead; buffoons; demonrats; genderdysphoria; homosexualagenda; texas
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To: 4Liberty

I MUST share that! That is just too funny.


41 posted on 03/18/2019 6:23:02 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Irish I was Mexican!


42 posted on 03/18/2019 6:39:34 AM PDT by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: Soul of the South
use the process proscribed

Prescribed.

Proscribed = prohibited

43 posted on 03/18/2019 7:42:33 AM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Liz

A Biden/Beto ticket might actually have some legs. Until the gaffes begin.


44 posted on 03/18/2019 8:26:29 AM PDT by Deo volente ("Our Independence Day is at hand, and it arrives finally on November 8th." Donald Trump)
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To: Deo volente

Could the Dems possibly run with with two white males? Seems hard to believe.


45 posted on 03/18/2019 8:28:37 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Kaslin

46 posted on 03/18/2019 8:30:55 AM PDT by dead (Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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To: Liz
Apparently Beto's father-in-law owns thousands of acres on the Mexican border near El Paso. There was a bit of info on the Q-Anon thread yesterday. No MSM coverage, of course. See post #868.
47 posted on 03/18/2019 8:59:14 AM PDT by RightField
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To: Liz

Thanks. Bttt


48 posted on 03/18/2019 9:08:08 AM PDT by Track9 (Conservatives like underdogs, progressive like victims.)
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To: Teacher317
Despite all of that, he actually:
  1. Spent two more years in congress than ObaMao, before he ran for president.
  2. Killed one fewer female staffers than Ted Kennedy with his drunken driving.

49 posted on 03/18/2019 10:20:37 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Kaslin

Wow you notice how many shore front homes can be pickup for a dime now a days? No, me neither!

You notice how Banks are only providing 11 year 10 month mortgages now a days? No, me neither!


50 posted on 03/18/2019 12:25:14 PM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: stylin19a

You get called into the office - you get called into the office. I’m used to a casual work environment. It doesn’t bother me as much.


51 posted on 03/18/2019 12:36:49 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Kaslin
Presumably, Beto believed that live streaming his recent teeth cleaning procedure was a smart thing to do to connect to millennial voters, but, in actuality, it just made him look ridiculous.

Next thing ya know he'll don a blue bunny suit and ride in a tank!

52 posted on 03/19/2019 4:58:38 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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