‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)

dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

[a little elbow grease]

‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’

--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief

Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.

Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,

Right now

You are holy,

Oh, sacred Cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.

Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:

[Berosus]

I am sure Democrats will call this just “an alternative lifestyle,” like all other perversions.

[missthethunder]

Stripes

[a little elbow grease]

So... can we conclude that this guy is a distraction?--

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LOL

Francis will be gone before too long.

[Yardstick]

This is embarrassing stuff but can be excused as teenage silliness whereas I think Obama wrote his schlocky poetry somewhat later in life and with actual serious intent.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

[relictele]

I thought it was a line from CNN’s love letter to Barky Obama.

[Bell Bouy II]

Door # 1 Mr Trump.

PDJT nails it

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/donald-trump-mocks-beto-orourke-after-entering-2020-race-is-he-crazy-or-is-that-just-the-way-he-acts

[PGR88]

Buff My Balls

Will appear on T-Shirts for the next 25 years.

[Bell Bouy II]

Good shot of AOC

[a little elbow grease]

https://destee.com/threads/pop-a-poem-of-obama-to-his-dad-frank-davis.83429/ -—

“Pop takes another shot, neat,

Points out the same amber

Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine and

Makes me smell his smell”

....................... wow

[Songcraft]

Did the grim Master-Beto have anything to do with the immortal verse, "Trick or treat, smell my feet..."?

[Jane Long]

Quite evil 👿 looking.

[Patriot Babe]

“Love me, breathe my feet,”

EEEwwwww Who in their right mind would want to smell his commie feet?

[lodi90]

He’s just flat out an idiot. Complete idiot.

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Same was said about Billy Jeff and he spent 8 years in the White House.

[a little elbow grease]

LOL ..... almost up there with ‘1984’.

[Jane Long]

Don’t overlook this disturbing bit...

.....O’Rourke’s remarks followed a report in Reuters that O’Rourke, as a young member of the computer hacking group Cult of the Dead Cow, wrote an online article about how society could work without money and, in a more disturbing missive, about killing children.

[a little elbow grease]

Yes .... see post # 50.

[crusty old prospector]

That’s rich.

[bankwalker]

Thanks to Ross Perot

[a little elbow grease]

"Is he crazy .... or is that just the way he acts?"

LOL