Posted on 03/13/2019 4:19:20 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Army to name new attack helicopter after Elizabeth Warren
Published 12 hours ago on March 13, 2019
By Jim Bowie
FORT RUCKER, Ala. The U.S. Army will honor Elizabeth Warren and her Native American ancestry with the latest addition to its helicopter fleet, the AH-68 Warren, sources confirmed today.
The Warren will join the Black Hawk, Kiowa, Apache, and Lakota in the Armys impressive legacy of combat aircraft named after Native American tribes.
The Warren conquered its two chief competitors, the AH-67 Redskin and V-23 Columbus, to win the Army contract.
The Redskin just offended too many white people, and frankly, Im not even sure Redskin is a real tribe, said Army Acquisition Corps Spokesman Maj. Darren Snyder. And the Columbus, well that death trap killed people every time it landed.
Snyder dismissed concerns regarding Warrens Native American ancestry.
Do you really think Harvard hired her just to brag about having a Native American law professor? he asked.
Unlike Warrens heritage, there are no questions about the AH-68 Warrens cost efficiency. The Warren will utilize a collectivized fuel economy, despite the systems legacy of abject failure. Department of National Acquisitions reports show the entire Warren project totaled only 1/1024th of the cost of the Air Forces F-35 Lightning program.
Not everyone shares the Armys optimism about the Warren. College students across the nation accused the Army of cultural appropriation.
(Excerpt) Read more at duffelblog.com ...
In Australia, they call each other the 4 letter version of Elizabeth Warren
I think I saw her cousin pounding a drum in some kids face recently.
Them older women just won’t take no sometimes.
I see this actually has many PO'd at the Army.
Oh for crying out loud. PLEASE tell me this is a joke!
Are you seriously asking that question?
Iron Eyes Cody was the guy crying by the side of the road...he was Italian/American....
Obvious satire. If real, the proposed name would be “gray beaver”.
Yes, little one, this is a joke. You see, when the big people want to mock the Stupids, they SLIGHTLY exaggerate what Stupids might do, if given the opportunity.
NT Unofficial created the cheeky expression, which out loud reads, See you in the NT (Northern Territory), but on paper, has been shortened to look like an offensive derogatory four-letter term for women.
One FReeper calls her Gray Beaver. Lol
What about the troops quoted as saying, "I ain't getting on that bitch."
Long live the 1/1024th Airborne
fake
I think fake, too. Google returns no information and when I go to the site, it locks up my browser.
Did this originate at “The Onion?”
Must be a “stealth” helicopter ... You can barely detect any Indian in Lizzy Fauxcahontas Warren ...
:^)
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