Laughing at dumbass Americans who elected her.
Posted on 02/13/2019 7:09:03 PM PST by Rummyfan
I woke up, thanked Allah for not letting the yahud across the street hypnotize me in my sleep, then crawled to the window and peeked over the sill. The black Volvo was gone. He must have got up early this morning, to stuff more money into the mouths of the other members of the Minnesota delegation. I got up, standing strong.
My husband gets the kids’ breakfast. He’s like a brother to me. Really. It’s in our faith tradition. His support gives me time to do more for my people. There’s so much to do when I get to my office, I barely have time to wipe my feet on the Israeli-flag doormat that members of my progressive and diverse community gave me when I won my House seat by defeating the yahud Phyllis Kahn and Mohamud Noor, who I now believe to be a yahud.
I stopped at Starbucks on the way to the Zionist Occupation Government for a soy chai latte, when I noticed that the barista was looking at me funnily again. Then I heard one of his co-workers call him ‘Ben’. I left without collecting my drink. In Somalia, people say that the Jews put drugs in soy products to make men grow breasts. That’s why many of the men in Occupied Palestine lactate. The Israeli soldiers milk them at checkpoints, and put the milk in their coffee. And we call Israel a democracy.
A pile of letters was waiting on my desk, messages of support because I’m standing strong against Jew money power. Some of the letters are from as far away as the German-speaking community in Argentina and the tribal regions of Afghanistan. There was even one from a proud Muslim activist in Vermont called Bernie...
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“My husband gets the kids’ breakfast. He’s like a brother to me. Really. It’s in our faith tradition.”
Sick. The animal should have typed in “My husband is my brother” as the rumors may be true.
My husband gets the kids’ breakfast. He’s like a brother to me
...that’s cause ya married your brother ya stooopit ****...
She really had a hate on for Abrams today. It’s no coincidence that Abrams is of Jewish descent.
Truly contempable scum. Trump is right to call for her resignation. And we should add deportation.
Does the article include a barf bag?
Laughing at dumbass Americans who elected her.
I bet it burns out before its term is over...
Hilarious!
I’m amazed at the people on this thread who apparently don’t get that this is fantastic satire.
Dang it you spoiled it. It was running about 75% people falling for it.
How much did the Israelis pay you to say that?
Just one question: How does a person like this get elected to office in democratic America?
the people that elected her ALL think like her and the bulk of them came from the same country as her
Lol, I was really starting to wonder if I was the only one that got the humor!
What will it take for Ilhan Omar to be censured?
“Just one question: How does a person like this get elected to office in democratic America?”
Who knows?
You have to admit,though,that this article is very funny!
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From a district gerrymandered to be 99% Somali, that’s how.
And since the typical Somali IQ is 65, go figure.
Aha! The Zionist entity has tricked us all!/s
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