Posted on 01/16/2019 8:35:53 PM PST by BackRoads775
WASHINGTON (WJLA) - A 33-year-old man required medical treatment at a Dublin, Ireland hospital after he repeatedly injected himself with his own semen in an unusual attempt to treat his lower-back pain.
The man, after injecting the semen in his arm, developed a subcutaneous abscess on his right arm, where he had been injecting himself on a monthly basis for 1.5 years. A radiograph also revealed an excess watery under his skin.
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bro science
Well, did it work?
And that's not even mentioning the kooky contents of the syringes.
DANG!
Obviously didn’t see the Brett Favre-Jerry Rice commercials. There are easier methods.
Probably should have thought about using a good spermicide.
Must have asked a New York doctor for advice.
I wonder what he does to treat a sore throat.
WTF, OVER!?
Idiot.
Anyone proposing such treatment should be locked up.
Well, with the abscesses and ulcers sores etc would imagine his back really isn’t bothering him anymore.
Didn’t the three stooges have a method of if your left arm hurt let someone hit you alongside the head so the ‘new’ pain would make the ‘old’ pain bearable..
I once heard a well-known scientist (I think it was Kary Mullis, but I’m not completely sure) opine that the introduction of human semen into the bloodstream would drive the immune system absolutely crazy. He was discoursing on the possibility of AIDS and other “gay” illnesses originating with anal sex and semen entering the bloodstream through tears in the rectal wall.
You just *know* he shaves with Gillette.
I never thought of trying that (and I won’t).
I recall seeing a video where an older woman with beautiful skin claimed it was from giving herself a nightly semen facial.
I'll be damned... He actually did.
He tells the doctors, “Oh, it was supposed to be a *stem* cell transplant?!”
An experienced masturbator who wasn’t quite the master baster.
You owe me a new keyboard for that. That was a coffee spitting level 4 comment :)
An experienced masturbator who wasn’t quite the master baster.
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