Posted on 01/08/2019 7:34:50 PM PST by Kaslin
We all knew Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Majority Leader Chuck Schumer's rebuttal to President Donald Trump's primetime address would be nothing but a joke. None of us really knew just how bad it would truly be though. Naturally, after watching the train wreck occur, Americans primarily conservatives took to Twitter to mock the duo. After all, their address was one of the most awkward addresses we've ever seen.
Live feed of Schumer and Pelosi. pic.twitter.com/ywMvOTbpBj jon gabriel (@exjon) January 9, 2019
Im sorry pic.twitter.com/5nGJ0kBUhS LB (@beyondreasdoubt) January 9, 2019
Its like open mic night at the funeral home. https://t.co/oIigvPRCbi Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) January 9, 2019
were not mad, were just disappointed
your father and i are going to take turns talking to you now pic.twitter.com/vpeHCZh6Ou Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 9, 2019
Chuck and Nancy look like they're selling me a reverse mortgage. GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 9, 2019
pic.twitter.com/EjHzvdT511 Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) January 9, 2019
They look like the angry parents in Step Brothers pic.twitter.com/plKN2qA96s Cabot Phillips (@cabot_phillips) January 9, 2019
Can Chuck Schumer stare down the teleprompter any harder? pic.twitter.com/qr7GEyOKMG Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) January 9, 2019
Found it ... #PresidentialAddress #TrumpAddress @SenSchumer @SpeakerPelosi ?? pic.twitter.com/15X8sStyyi The??FOO (@PolitiBunny) January 9, 2019
Dad is so angry his eye is twitching. https://t.co/5hCqHtfNil Beth Baumann (@eb454) January 9, 2019
And the tie for a winner is...
pic.twitter.com/TnQzTD3q3O neontaster (@neontaster) January 9, 2019
Did you miss Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosis response to Trumps #PresidentialAddress?
Straight out of a horror movie... pic.twitter.com/KBvBppxnhf ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) January 9, 2019
There is a perfect description for persons who actually BELIEVE anything that comes out of the BIG/open mouths of PELOSI or SCHUMER: CLUELESS.
Gomez and Morticia
C. & N. were expecting our President to do what they would do, because it’s only natural for them to project themselves onto others. They would have declared the emergency they expected from Pres. Trump, therefore knew without a doubt that is what he was going to announce. That is what they were prepared to rebut.
OOPS!
Didn’t happen. They were wrong, and they weren’t prepared.
“The chores!
“The stores!
“Fresh air!
“Times Square!
Good, you got the pitchfork. Now all you need are the horns.
We learned one truth about Schlummer. The glasses are fake.
Both are clearly blathering Marionettes being dangled by their establishment cartel over lords. Like an infestation of roaches and vermin, there are too many of their kind in DC.
We need a “Heeeeeeeere’s Donnie!” image.
I considered moving to be Panama. Then I found out about 100 feet inland from the beautiful beaches is swamp.
EVERYONE can see through Pelosi and Schumer trying to make a case against a border barrier.
They failed.
None of their arguments for keeping the government closed make any sense.
We are supposed to not have a border barrier because of optics? Really? The Statue of Liberty versus a divisive wall?
They keep claiming a barrier would be ineffective, but the fear in their eyes reveals that they know it will be very effective. This terrifies them.
America wants a wall. Build the wall.
Boris and Natasha...
Schumosi?
Pelomer?
Schlummer always has those “these make me look intelligent” glasses on his nose. Didn’t need them tonight.
Did Schumer stroke out? Or is that a stink eye?
I think it would have been more sensible if each had stood aside as the other stood directly behind the lectern. Perhaps they wanted to avoid the appearance of having any ideas not shared by the other.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They’re altogether ooky
Chuck and Pe-lo-si
The Congress is a museum
When people come to see ‘em
They really are a scream
Chuck and Pe-lo-si
Neat
Sweet
Petite
Put a pink pussy hat on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We’re gonna pay a call on
Chuck and Pe-lo-si
They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They’re altogether ooky
Chuck and Pe-lo-si
Strange
Deranged
Chuck and Pe-lo-si
That’s funny.
Those two clown looked so botoxed up and made up that they looked like cartoons.
And they looked scared.
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