It’s Officially Time To Ban Gift-Wrapping Paper

Huffpost ^ | December 23, 2018 | Kate Bratskeir

[skimbell]

...brown paper can be made into a beautiful wrapping option, especially when spruced up with a sprig of evergreen, a dehydrated orange slice...

[skimbell]

A comment from another source.

"There is nothing that makes people festive that progressives do not have an issue with."

[PeterPrinciple]

wrapping paper is recycled multiple times...………………………….

even the gifts on many occasions.

[rightazrain]

Sez who? Bah humbug.

[HotHunt]

These liberals could screw up a wet dream.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Nothing brings a bunch of a hole liberals together faster than something that’s none of their damn business.

[euram]

if the libs had their way, we would all wear some sort of brown uniforms as well.

[marron]

Lots of people have dandy ideas. Normal people try them out themselves. Progressives make you try them out at gunpoint, under force of law.

[TADSLOS]

They never miss an opportunity to DICTATE.

[MV=PY]

If we can just get everyone to stop eating we’ll prevent climate change!

(You first...)

[ObozoMustGo2012]

And where are we supposed to get brown paper from, since the liberals have banned all of those horrible and dangerous paper bags???

[I want the USA back]

You thought they would stop at big cups of soda, plastic bags, straws, plastic cup lids. They don’t plan to stop. There will always be something else to demonize.

I use bags for gifts, and then reuse the ones that I receive. So STFU, liberals!

[sport]

We would get the ones with the grey and white stripes.

[Mr. Jeeves]

It’s officially time to give government more power - as it is every day with these people.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

sprig of evergreen, a dehydrated orange slice

How heartless to rip that sprig from the evergreen! And think of all the starving children in Africa who could have eaten that orange slice. Besides, dehydration releases water vapor, the most powerful global warming gas known. These people better get ahead of the curve and ban these thoughtless decorations.

[NorthMountain]

How about a big bowl of GFY?

[thoughtomator]

All I want for Christmas is right wing death squads to get rid of these people for good.

[Politically Correct]

I use Mylar gift bags.
The toxic smoke when I burn them is surprisingly satisfying.

[ExGeeEye]

This.

[myerson]

Response to Liberalism, in a nutshell: If you don’t like something, don’t do it. Let others decide for themselves.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Yeah, and how about a nice pine float for your Christmas (err, holiday) dinner.

(For those who don't get the dad joke, a pine float is a toothpick in a glass of water. Merry Christmas.)