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To: Malsua

During my commute, some of the stopped motorists had to get out and pee. In that situation, when you are spending hours in total gridlock, what should the protocol be when nature calls?


20 posted on 11/16/2018 10:38:27 AM PST by SamAdams76 ( If you are offended by what I have to say here then you can blame your parents for raising a wuss)
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To: SamAdams76
During my commute, some of the stopped motorists had to get out and pee. In that situation, when you are spending hours in total gridlock, what should the protocol be when nature calls?

Uric acid snow melt!

21 posted on 11/16/2018 10:40:30 AM PST by lightman (Obama's legacy in 13 letters: BLM, ISIS, & ANTIFA. New axis of evil.)
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To: SamAdams76

Get out and do your duty on/near the first DIM/LIB/RINO politician you find. Would that be appropriate?


23 posted on 11/16/2018 10:43:01 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: SamAdams76
In that situation, when you are spending hours in total gridlock, what should the protocol be when nature calls?

Passenger side front, next to car, open both doors if you have a 4 door, in the V of the front. Let fly.

24 posted on 11/16/2018 10:48:21 AM PST by Malsua
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To: SamAdams76

Always keep emergency empty Gateraide bottles handy.


25 posted on 11/16/2018 10:48:23 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: SamAdams76
I have an extended cab pickup truck that serves as a mobile outhouse. Pull over to the shoulder, get out, go around to the passenger side, open the two doors (the passenger door opens the normal way; the rear door opens in reverse), and do your business right there on the ground. You can even partially close the two doors around you for extra privacy.

Just make sure you don't pee on your shoes or on the step bar under the door of the truck. LOL.

31 posted on 11/16/2018 10:55:11 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them ... like Russians will.")
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