Posted on 10/17/2018 10:21:59 PM PDT by Simon Green
Hillary Clinton appears to have been unharmed when the Secret Service vehicle she was riding in was involved in a crash.
The 2016 Democratic presidential candidate was headed to a fundraiser for U.S. Sen. Bob Menendez of New Jersey in Jersey City on Tuesday night. The vehicle pulled into a parking garage, made a left turn and hit a concrete crossbeam.
Clinton emerged from the van and walked to the fundraiser, where she was the featured guest.
The Secret Service says no injuries were reported, and the Jersey City Police Department is investigating.
In its accident report, police say the driver told them she drove into the garage and struck a concrete crossbeam that was not marked with its height. All passengers refused medical attention.
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
Don’t know if I have enough LOLs for this thread but you get one for sure. ;-)
Silver bullets, wooden stakes; you have to have those or she will never be hurt.
“Take this short-cut, I’m LATE!!”
“I’m sorry ma’am, but the height limit is for....”
“&%*$#! Don’t you know who I am! I’m due to give my speech in five minutes!!!”
“But...”
“Do you want to end up like the others! Go - NOW!”
CRASH
Headline Correction: Hillary Clinton caught on tape leaving scene of hit and run.
Damn!
Kind of like her campaign running into a brick wall.
Too bad. They did say she was bobbing around, but she always does that.
....Hilda received chipped tooth and Huma had a slight scratch upper groin area when Scooby ran into concrete column...
one rolls easily when intoxicated
Seems like Russian sign! ))
Translation: Teresa Barnwell is ok
This could have been an attempted assassination, you know.
I wonder what Hillary knows about Hillary.
It’s really pretty amusing, what ABC News felt important to convey in this report:
- Hillary Clinton appears to have been unharmed (translation: we really can’t tell, she always looks pretty rough)
- The vehicle pulled into a parking garage, made a left turn and hit a concrete crossbeam. (translation: her Secret Service driver can’t even manage a parking garage)
- Clinton emerged from the van (translation: Herself was not dragged out like a sack of potatoes, Herself emerges.)
- and walked to the fundraiser (translation: nope, no strange fits, conniptions, bobbling or staggering, no way, no how. This was for money.)
- where she was the featured guest. (translation: Herself is relevant, important and, gosh darn it, people really like her.)
- The Secret Service says no injuries were reported (translation: reporting injuries would enrage Herself, resulting in more injuries, therefore none were reported. Somebody might’ve looked directly at her or something.)
- police say the driver told them she drove into the garage and struck a concrete crossbeam that was not marked with its height. (translation: the presumably highly trained Secret Service driver has no depth perception, no notion whatsoever as to the vehicle’s size and has to have marked measurements to even successfully negotiate a parking garage.)
- All passengers refused medical attention.(translation: nope, no outside medical intervention allowed, there were medical professionals onboard attending to Herself.)
Funny stuff.
A warning?
The video I saw, showed a healthy, mobile and walking easily Hillary moving around right after the crash. Maybe the double she used at Chels’s, shortly after her collapse at the Trade Center Memorial?
Doesn't look like it hit a crossbeam to me. Looks more like it jumped a curb and hit a vertical barrier as it turned left.
In other news Ms. Clinton looked in a mirror immediately after the accident only to see NO REFLECTION. Happy Halloween everyone.
Drunk people seldom are hurt in crashes
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