Posted on 09/14/2018 4:45:48 AM PDT by SkyPilot
Vampires, it seems, have gone mainstream. According to The New York Post, drinking young peoples blood could help you live longer and prevent age-related diseases. (It could also cause you to develop sensitivity to light, sleep in some unusual places, and morph into a small flying rodent, but beggars cant be choosers.) Actually, though, the Posts claim is somewhat misleading. Patients dont really have to drink the blood, they can receive it via transfusion. Technology has advanced, it seems, even for vampires.
Jesse Karamazin, the California "doctor" behind this anti-aging regimen, doesnt actually have a license to practice medicine, but that hasnt stopped his patients from buying what hes selling. For $8,000, anyone 35 or older can receive an infusion of 2.5 liters of teenage blood which Karamzin claims will have miraculous results. The blood or, more specifically, the plasma comes from people aged 16 to 25 who volunteered to donate their plasma (perhaps in order to stop Karamazin from resorting to the traditional method of kidnapping beautiful virgins).
There actually is some evidence for this kind of thing working. A recent study in the science journal Nature, conducted by researchers from University College London, found that blood from younger animals helps protect against age-related ailments in older animals. Geneticist Dame Linda Partridge believes we have an ethical imperative to cure illness where we find it, and that this treatment could help eliminate illnesses related to aging.
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me too!! Maybe she was on to something......
But I bet he stayed in a Holliday Inn Express!
So, Countess Elizabeth Báthory was on to something! Except she bathed in blood of young virgins.
BEAT me to it!
Did anyone note the lighthearted tone of this article?
It is indeed normalizing deviancy.
The Elite already know this.
Those kids from Haiti that Hillary’s friend tried to kidnap? They weren’t for raping. They were for sustenance.
Nature hardly constitutes a peer reviewed journal. It is where you publish when you know your data are dodgy
It’s the California crowd...can fetus smoothies be far behind?
This summer we've seen a concerted effort to 'normalize' pedophilia. NAMBLA has become vocal again as well as other proponents for lowering the age of consent. Now this.
Finally, a use for Millenials!!! (evil grin)
Donating blood doesn't harm the donor.
What's the big deal?
Great.
We’ll be seeing this in medical tourism, soon.
Rich old farts will be going to Third World countries for transfusions of ‘young blood.”
Elizabeth Bathory was real person, ya know.
Like the movie “Death Becomes Her”.
Don’t believe a word of it. I’m been eating bloody rare steaks from bovines for years and still getting older.
Well if Madge is drinking bsby blood to dtay young, there is all the evidence that you need that it doesnt work
That and the fact that this seems like an advertisement for the pedovores. Be a blood Boy for such and such celebrity and get your 15 mins of fame. Their supply has been cut and they need fresh young blood. Can you say Twoofy Sangs?
The hearsay says that some blood is better than others. Little Haitian children may have the best.
That and every one of them is a sacrifice to Molluch.
P.T. Barnum lives! Don’t people examine anything critically? Where is the blood from? How did they measure its purported healing effect? Was blood surreptiously obtained? Is blood tainted( with psychotropics or stimulants?) Sounds like a scam and someones gonna end up in hospital, morgue, or jail.
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