Posted on 08/03/2018 7:23:58 AM PDT by IndispensableDestiny
Video shows three suspects punching, kicking and pepper-spraying employees while trying to steal wigs from a store in Silver Spring, Maryland.
A man and two women went into Esther's Beauty on Georgia Avenue Friday evening, Montgomery County police said.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcwashington.com ...
Tune into Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Hairshop
No, I don’t even have to look.
I’m a racist, right?
Well, don’t flip your wig over it.
I like that reporter on the scene.
Just exercising their Black Privilege.
Nope, just aware of statistics.
Put on your hi heel sneakers, put your wig hat on your head...
Well, I’m pretty sure now baby. I’m pretty sure you’re gonna knock em dead!
Maxine have an alibi?
“Im a racist, right?’
No, you are not a racist. You are just paying attention to what is happening to our Country. Feral animals doing what they do!
I only had to read the first word of the headline. Top that! ;)
Tune into Mutual of Omahas Wild Hairshop
Didn’t you mean:
Tune into Mutual of Obama’s Wild Hairshop?
Maxine envy
Maxine made em do it
Well, they said wigs, not weaves...
Proprietor Esther's Beauty
Root Boy Slim - My wig fell off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am5s0vKcfiI
Hey wait a minute, don’t step on it
My toupee is out on the floor
Watch out for my mood ring, 18-button shirts
In all the latest designs
My all 12 astrological signs
But what’s worse you know let me tell you about it
Trying to pass for 18
Is a tough thing to do
You can’t make it in a disco
When you’re 42
Been looking for love
Every disco in town
My wig’s gettin shaky
My truss is slippin down
My wig fell off
Don’t step on it out on the floor
My pacemaker’s busted
My Poli-Grip won’t hold no more
These girls laugh
At my fishnet shirt
When they call me grandpa
That really hurts
Look in the mirror
Didn’t look 42
All that shakin and sweatin
I must have come unglued
My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43
Hey look out buddy
Get off my wig
Oops I didn’t realize
You was quite so big
Go ahead and keep it
Keep my mood ring too
But gimme back my dentures
Or I’ll have to use kung fu
My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43
My elevator shoes
My hip jewelry
Sell ‘em at a yard sale somewhere
Anybody wanna buy all 12 astrological signs?
Anybody wanna buy 18-button shirts in all the latest designs?
Anybody wanna buy a wig?
You can have my wig for next to nothin
I’m quittin the disco
I’m quittin the disco y’all
I can’t take it no more
Too much heartbreak, too much pain
Too much heartbreak, too much pain
It seems all wig shop robberies share a common element.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wig+shop+robbery
Mad Maxine needing new white chick wigs?
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