Tune into Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Hairshop
No, I don’t even have to look.
I’m a racist, right?
Well, don’t flip your wig over it.
I like that reporter on the scene.
Put on your hi heel sneakers, put your wig hat on your head...
Well, I’m pretty sure now baby. I’m pretty sure you’re gonna knock em dead!
Maxine have an alibi?
Proprietor Esther's Beauty
Root Boy Slim - My wig fell off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am5s0vKcfiI
Hey wait a minute, don’t step on it
My toupee is out on the floor
Watch out for my mood ring, 18-button shirts
In all the latest designs
My all 12 astrological signs
But what’s worse you know let me tell you about it
Trying to pass for 18
Is a tough thing to do
You can’t make it in a disco
When you’re 42
Been looking for love
Every disco in town
My wig’s gettin shaky
My truss is slippin down
My wig fell off
Don’t step on it out on the floor
My pacemaker’s busted
My Poli-Grip won’t hold no more
These girls laugh
At my fishnet shirt
When they call me grandpa
That really hurts
Look in the mirror
Didn’t look 42
All that shakin and sweatin
I must have come unglued
My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43
Hey look out buddy
Get off my wig
Oops I didn’t realize
You was quite so big
Go ahead and keep it
Keep my mood ring too
But gimme back my dentures
Or I’ll have to use kung fu
My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43
My elevator shoes
My hip jewelry
Sell ‘em at a yard sale somewhere
Anybody wanna buy all 12 astrological signs?
Anybody wanna buy 18-button shirts in all the latest designs?
Anybody wanna buy a wig?
You can have my wig for next to nothin
I’m quittin the disco
I’m quittin the disco y’all
I can’t take it no more
Too much heartbreak, too much pain
Too much heartbreak, too much pain
It seems all wig shop robberies share a common element.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wig+shop+robbery
Mad Maxine needing new white chick wigs?
Wigged out over wigs.
Came for the video, stayed for the comments.
Celine Dion: ‘Let them touch those things for once’
My old neighborhood. Just a block away from the Woodside Deli, whom the Maryland human rights commission sued in the 1980s for offering discounts on “Ladies’ Night”, which was deemed discriminatory. The deli then started offering “Skirt and Dress Night” discounts to anyone wearing those.
What? In the county where Rachel Carson wrote her epic-— “Silent Spring” and began the environmental movement....THAT Silver Spring? A community now of overpaid federal employees in do-nothing bureaucrat agencies— overpriced real estate and their “kids” (who live with them beyond age 24) get high and rap music (”down for the “revolution” of liberation, dontcha know, from all this conspicuous income siphoned off the rest of the US who does work)-— naw, it couldn’t happen here. This is baltimore... er... Maryland and the Josephite priesthood of Father Pfluegers to “hep” the “revolt”. Not kidding— one of the BLM “leaders” (who ran for mayor of baltimore in 2016, and lost big) Deray McKesson lives (or lived) in the house of a priest who runs the Josephites monastery next door. Connected to the recent scandals in Baltimore with the female DA (a joke of an “atty” and the cabal destroying that city. Not to mention state of Maryland leftist politics-— they are reaping what they sow. And should note this is the plan for VA (starting with the Beltway of useless bandits who live on the VA side, affecting state politics and putting a true thief— two of them, in the governor’s seat, Mcaulliffe and Northam).
Animals that belong in a jungle. They’ll be caught, charged and walk out the door before the processing is completed.
Maxine Water’s fault.
Silver Spring, MD used to be a nice City.