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Baby Born in Chick-fil-A Bathroom Goes Viral Wrapped in a Trump 2020 Shirt
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| July 20, 2018
| Allison Kofol
Posted on 07/22/2018 2:19:07 AM PDT by GonzoII
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Born in Chick-fil-A....Born in Chick-fil-A...
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posted on
07/22/2018 2:19:07 AM PDT
by
GonzoII
To: GonzoII
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posted on
07/22/2018 2:33:29 AM PDT
by
ArtDodger
To: GonzoII
What were the chances Starbucks would have unlocked their doors and let someone use their restroom after hours?
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posted on
07/22/2018 2:35:04 AM PDT
by
ArtDodger
To: ArtDodger
The article didn’t make clear if the family friend worked at the restaurant. But that was my first impression.
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posted on
07/22/2018 3:12:14 AM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.)
To: GonzoII
Born in a Chick-fil-A
apologies to Bruce Springsteen
Born in a stall in a woman’s room
Heading for the hospital but I came too soon
Ended up in a Trump 2020 shirt
It felt real good but it sure did hurt
Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
I was born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A
Got free food for the rest of my life
And a job when I’m older, I guess that’s nice
My daddy’s on the birth certificate as the P.A.
That makes me natural born in the U.S.A.
Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
Born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A
To: ArtDodger
“What were the chances Starbucks would have unlocked their doors and let someone use their restroom after hours?”
It would depend on the color of their skin, whitey need not apply.
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posted on
07/22/2018 3:34:23 AM PDT
by
DAC21
To: Samurai_Jack
I heard the story a couple days ago, and to me it sounded like the restaurant parking lot was just a convenient meeting spot for both families to transfer the two older kids.
When I heard it I wondered if the President’s staff might have heard the story - that the “swaddling clothes” was a Trump shirt.
To: MayflowerMadam
Well her Birth Certificate reads “Born in Chick Fil A” and she gets free chicken nuggets for life.
Bonus!
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posted on
07/22/2018 3:46:14 AM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.)
To: Redmen4ever
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posted on
07/22/2018 3:47:21 AM PDT
by
GonzoII
("If the new crime be, to believe in God, let us all be criminals" -Sheen)
To: ArtDodger
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posted on
07/22/2018 4:19:16 AM PDT
by
albie
To: GonzoII
Now the loonies will wanna boycott chick fil a again
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posted on
07/22/2018 4:27:38 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: MayflowerMadam
They will now...*smiles*...
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posted on
07/22/2018 4:29:56 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: GonzoII
What a special baby! God Bless her.
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posted on
07/22/2018 4:53:26 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Doogle
Fine by me. I don’t want their sort stinking up my local Chick-fil-A. I like the sort of people who go there regularly already.
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posted on
07/22/2018 4:58:16 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: Redmen4ever
Born in a Chik-Fil-A......
I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my lovin' Daddy's arms
In a Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
First saw the world in my own home town
In a Trump T-Shirt when I hit the ground
Couldn't wait to see Freedom's Land
Jumped the gun and here I am
I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
Yes I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my Mom's and Daddy's arms
In the Chik-Fil-A
Born down in Austin town
Couldn't wait to see what was going on
I was a happy Nugget when I looked around
Proud to be a new American
Born in the Chik-Fil-A...
I'm thankin' GOD for that Chik-Fil-A
What could be better than a Chik-Fil-A?
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
Mom and Dad were in a little jam
Going to the hospital was their main plan
But made a stop at the Chik-Fil-A
And right there I first saw the light of day
'Cause I was born in that Chik-Fil-A...
Yes I was born in the Chik-Fil-A
The Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
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posted on
07/22/2018 5:00:48 AM PDT
by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats. - P.J. ORourke)
To: GonzoII
Great story, all except his one comment here:
“I thinks it’s pretty ironic that a proud conservative, Christian family would have a baby in a Chick-fil-A, and wrapped in a Trump 2020 T-shirt.”
...That's not irony at all. What would be ironic, would be if they were a hardcore liberal family and this happened!
To: Svartalfiar
“I thinks it’s pretty ironic that a proud conservative, Christian family would have a baby in a Chick-fil-A, and wrapped in a Trump 2020 T-shirt.” Change "PRETTY IRONIC" to "QUITE FITTING" and you've got a winner.
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posted on
07/22/2018 5:46:10 AM PDT
by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats. - P.J. ORourke)
To: GonzoII
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posted on
07/22/2018 5:58:15 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: GonzoII
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posted on
07/22/2018 6:01:59 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: ETL
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posted on
07/22/2018 6:22:33 AM PDT
by
bray
(Pray for President Trump)
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