[Redmen4ever]

Born in a Chick-fil-A
apologies to Bruce Springsteen

Born in a stall in a woman’s room
Heading for the hospital but I came too soon
Ended up in a Trump 2020 shirt
It felt real good but it sure did hurt

Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
I was born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A

Got free food for the rest of my life
And a job when I’m older, I guess that’s nice
My daddy’s on the birth certificate as the P.A.
That makes me natural born in the U.S.A.

Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
Born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A

[GonzoII]

Bravo!

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Born in a Chik-Fil-A......
I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my lovin' Daddy's arms
In a Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

First saw the world in my own home town
In a Trump T-Shirt when I hit the ground
Couldn't wait to see Freedom's Land
Jumped the gun and here I am

I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
Yes I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my Mom's and Daddy's arms
In the Chik-Fil-A

Born down in Austin town
Couldn't wait to see what was going on
I was a happy Nugget when I looked around
Proud to be a new American

Born in the Chik-Fil-A...
I'm thankin' GOD for that Chik-Fil-A
What could be better than a Chik-Fil-A?
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

Mom and Dad were in a little jam
Going to the hospital was their main plan
But made a stop at the Chik-Fil-A
And right there I first saw the light of day

'Cause I was born in that Chik-Fil-A...
Yes I was born in the Chik-Fil-A
The Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

[katana]

Apologies to Springsteen are nice, but good luck ever getting him to sing your version. He’s a pit viper Leftist and might sue you if he ever sees your lyrics. But meanwhile, good job!