The struggler is a sissy..................
I stopped going to the gym because I bought a stationary bike and rowing machine. Paid for themselves within a year in saved gym membership costs. And I have been using them for years.
One vote for the best internet headline of the day.
I stopped going to the Gym because McDonalds is closer.
“I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t open jars (saddest story EVARRR!)”
The good news is that for eight years I was ashamed of my country, but now I am proud of my country again because of Trump...See, it all works out.
God Bless America!!!
50 years ago, in the shade of the scrub pines at Tiger Land, a Drill Sergeant spoke an unkind word to me. I’ve been in counseling ever since. I demand reparations and a heart-felt apology!
Because of Trump? Naaa...it’s because you’re pathetic.
You sure this isn’t pulled out of The Onion?
Yeah sure, that's why you stopped going to the gym.
Because of Trump.
Not because you're a lazy fat pig or anything.
The cow who wrote this pathetic article.
I STILL contend that we would be way ahead if PDT were to sign an Executive Order saying WE HAVE TO INHALE & EXHALE in a timely manner.
SO many of these doofuses would gather together in front of the White Hut to prove they WEREN’T GOING TO.
Instant success, clean the rolls and gene pool of many idiots and true LIB believers.
The list is far too long of whom I would like to see lead this protest BY EXAMPLE of how to disregard the ‘order’.
What does it say about the mental health of an individual whose happiness is determined by unrelated events 10,000 miles away?
You know, back in my Grandpa’s day this person would get a visit by a few good chaps in white-coats.
“Hungry and sore, I repaired to a restaurant – seemed like the perfect place to welcome the end of the global liberal order.”
Dumb liberal...goes to eat her way out of depression whereas a normal person would head to a bar,
Stupidest thing I’ve read all day:-)
Fake news from a fake country!
article is complete bulshite: the woman couldn’t open jars BEFORE Trump was elected ... after all, she’s a female ... and I have it on good authority that the main reason females seek marriage is so they’ll have someone who can open jars for them ...