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[satire] More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough...
Babylon Bee ^
| 7/11/18
Posted on 07/15/2018 11:15:24 AM PDT by Libloather
More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough To Go Out In Public
**SNIP**
“Want to go to the store in your MAGA hat, but afraid of being assaulted, having water thrown on you, or getting smacked with a baseball bat?” Trump says in a promo video on the website. “The MAGA helmet is for you. I’ve gotta say, I’ve seen lots of tactical helmets in my day. This one’s the best. Tremendous stuff.”
The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other place generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, “While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helmets; humor; maga; needspulled; nothanks; satire; trump
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May need to get two in case one breaks.
To: Libloather
I’m ordering one with the pepper spray dispenser.
To: Libloather
Starbucks should be left until they get on the right track😊
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:20:02 AM PDT
by
KDF48
(Redeemed by Christ.)
To: Libloather
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:20:08 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: Libloather
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:23:01 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
To: Libloather
In concert with a good carry piece id go out wearing it. Lol!
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:26:11 AM PDT
by
Afterguard
(Deplorable me!)
To: Libloather
Haha.. It should have a video cam incorporated in it.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:28:34 AM PDT
by
DivineMomentsOfTruth
("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
To: bigbob
And a ‘Drudge Alert Siren’ on top.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:30:24 AM PDT
by
DivineMomentsOfTruth
("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
To: Libloather
Not funny, not humorous, not parody, not exaggeration or satire. Pathetic and disgusting. Anti American and supportive of the enemy. Irresponsible.
To: Libloather
it's a joke/satire...
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:31:52 AM PDT
by
Chode
( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
To: Pollard
$25?
Must be made of plastic
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:37:28 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Libloather
Too bad this is satire.
I wanted to order one.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:37:43 AM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
(But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.- George Orwell)
To: coaster123
Not funny, not humorous, not parody, not exaggeration or satire. Pathetic and disgusting. Anti American and supportive of the enemy. Irresponsible. ------------------------------------------
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On a personal note; I thought this was both appropriate and timely considering what the left has been up to in both America and the UK. Francis; you might want to lighten up a bit and lower your intake of caffeine.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:39:44 AM PDT
by
Boomer
(Leftism is the Mental/Moral Equivalent of End Stage Cancer)
To: Libloather
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:43:34 AM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: Billthedrill
They should come with two extended capacity mags.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:49:17 AM PDT
by
Mouton
(The media is the enemy of the people.)
To: Mouton
Haha! Like a beer helmet! Well done.
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posted on
07/15/2018 11:54:07 AM PDT
by
Afterguard
(Deplorable me!)
To: Lazamataz
Check out post #9.
Thought you might want to play with your food again...
To: READINABLUESTATE
$25? I was looking for the Buy Here Paypal Button.
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posted on
07/15/2018 12:15:08 PM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: Libloather
Someone is going to make these and make a mint!
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posted on
07/15/2018 12:16:59 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: bigbob
Alas that is orobably a must have option these days :( :)
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posted on
07/15/2018 12:24:25 PM PDT
by
SteveH
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