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Joy Behar hospitalized after avocado accident
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| 06/12/2018
| Bryan Hood
Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Who knew avocados were so dangerous?
On Tuesdays episode of The View, co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because shed sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.
Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife, she explained. I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out
and I stabbed myself!
At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.
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KEYWORDS: accident; avocado; behar; hospitalized; joy; joybehar; joybhear; keepitclassyfr; letskeepitclassyfr
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To: ChicagoConservative27
Ironic since she’s shaped like an avocado....
41
posted on
06/12/2018 12:56:57 PM PDT
by
Batman11
( The USA is not an ATM!)
To: ChicagoConservative27
I expected it to say she swallowed a avocado, whole.
42
posted on
06/12/2018 12:56:58 PM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Liberals can kiss my bitter clingers!)
To: Sarah Barracuda
43
posted on
06/12/2018 12:57:35 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: ChicagoConservative27
Did she have it in her mouth when it happened? Darn!
To: Sarah Barracuda
OK who else was rooting for the avocado?
Only a lib could wrestle with an avocado... and lose.
45
posted on
06/12/2018 12:58:34 PM PDT
by
Conserv
To: DCBryan1
46
posted on
06/12/2018 12:59:07 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: mplc51
Hey, I wanted to give her a fighting chance.
47
posted on
06/12/2018 12:59:56 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: ChicagoConservative27
"...and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection."
A drip for a drip.
48
posted on
06/12/2018 1:01:00 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: nopardons
Bingo or cut it into 1/4’s and the pit literally falls out of the last 1/4...
49
posted on
06/12/2018 1:01:14 PM PDT
by
taildragger
("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Song of Angry Men!"i)
To: ChicagoConservative27
“So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out
and I stabbed myself!”
Yeah, I don’t think that you actually stabbed the pit. Idiot - she can’t even accurately describe what happened, yet she’s looked upon as some kind of a brilliant political commentator by about 1/2 of the populace...all members of the Dunning-Kruger club, just like her.
50
posted on
06/12/2018 1:03:01 PM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be f Vanceree." A. E. van Vogt)
To: ChicagoConservative27
Too bad she diddnt Slit her own throat.
To: ChicagoConservative27
52
posted on
06/12/2018 1:04:39 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Spygate's clock began in 2015 - what did President Obama know and when did he know it?)
To: ChicagoConservative27
because of this idiot now they will try and ban knifes...
To: ChicagoConservative27
I dunno. Avocados are always very good to—and for—me!!!!
54
posted on
06/12/2018 1:05:36 PM PDT
by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: ChicagoConservative27
Who stays overnight for a drip & a cut? Suspicious.
To: Hatteras
It’s been a few years since a buddy of mine was attacked by a malicious bagel. While getting stiches they told him that bagels were the number one cause of accidents in the home.
56
posted on
06/12/2018 1:06:34 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
To: ChicagoConservative27
"Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time."
________________
Yeh, it happened to my sister 14 times last year and my brother 12 times. I only did it eight.
57
posted on
06/12/2018 1:06:54 PM PDT
by
a little elbow grease
(Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Shame whe wasnt slicing a little closer to her femoral artery...
_________________
lol
58
posted on
06/12/2018 1:07:30 PM PDT
by
a little elbow grease
(Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Lucky it wasn’t a pointed stick.
59
posted on
06/12/2018 1:08:29 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nopardons
Check out #55. Written before I read yours, lol.
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