Posted on 05/24/2018 12:16:38 PM PDT by DCBryan1
Or a dry martini with bacon. Or anything else with bacon.
As Rush said back in the 90s, stepping in front of a bus while eating a carrot will kill you, so let’s ban carrots. If you force feed a rat to eating something that 99.9% of humans couldn’t eat in a lifetime, it would kill you. However, you might have to eat 5 pounds a day from the time you are born until the day you die, then eat it for another 100 years.
I hope to mention that one can drown in their own vomit, if laying on their back and that you can down in 2 inches of water if you are laying on your stomach and your nose is in a puddle of water 2 inches deep. Either can happen if one is either un- or semi-conscious.
The first I learned in the Army when every person who came back from leave drunk had to be made sure they were lying on their stomach in bed by the charge of quarters. The second from a biography of Medal of Honor recipient PFC Ira Hays, who drown in a 2 inch deep puddle of water while unconscious.
Forgot who makes it but it’s a specialty chocolate bar.
Different group. But you know the news has been sensationalized without any actual stats to show how these figures work out in real life.
Yeah. I remember when butter was bad. And coffee. And eggs. And second hand smoke. Pass the susage...
I have seen it in the stores, but have never had any.
No, not from me it isn't.
More, please!
Life wouldn’t be worth living.
Since we are all going to die anyway, I will increase the amount of alcohol, sausage and bacon I consume.
5.56mm
What the hell do the brits know about food.
They wouldn’t know a good steak if it fell out of the sky and hit them on the head.
LOL!
Likely, what didn’t kill them, cured them :-)
Related: We’re all going to die from global warming.
So go ahead and enjoy whatever food you like until then.
Guess I am going to die....
Oh, everyone is going to die. Some will die happy, others will die miserable.
Cause we all want to live long, boring, miserable lives.
Off to make some bacon jam. Yum!
Everything I Love
Alan Jackson
Coffee keeps me up and I can’t sleep
And when I drink too much then I can’t eat
Losing you has led me to believe
Everything I love is killin’ me
Everything I love is killin’ me
Cigarettes, Jack Daniels and caffeine
And that’s the way you’re turnin’ out to be
Everything I love gonna have to give up
Cause everything I love is killin’ me
I guess I made a big mistake
Thinkin’ you’re a habit I can break
Well, I’m addicted to you now I see
Everything I love is killin’ me
Everything I love is killin’ me
Cigarettes, Jack Daniels and caffeine
And that’s the way you’re turnin’ out to be
Everything I love gonna have to give up
Cause everything I love is killin’ me
Everything I love gonna have to give up
Cause everything I love is killin’ me
Songwriters: ALAN EUGENE JACKSON
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Funny, my father in law drinks like a fish. At 80 no sign of cancer at all.
Everybody is different.
Enjoying a nice gin and tonic here with Beefeaters...my tonic is from a small soda company in Connecticut.
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