[Rummyfan]

[Buckeye McFrog]

6. Do not marry someone significantly younger than you are
and then live next-door to a mall.

[Lurker]

There’s no such thing as free *****.

L

[NonValueAdded]

[rlmorel]

With the war on men and masculinity today, I wouldn’t want to be a young man.

But I am an older guy, and I can tell them all to shove it.

[Responsibility2nd]

A woman always has the last word in every argument.

Anything a man says after that - is the start of a new argument.

[Bob434]

#2 The toilet seat must, at all times, be left down

[Alberta's Child]

6. “All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall.” — Pink Floyd

[dhs12345]

4. Women Are Nothing Like Men

A hard lesson to learn. Goes both ways, too. Women think that men are just like them until they learn otherwise. The sooner you both figure it out the better.

[bankwalker]

Why make one woman miserable when you can make several of them happy?

[Jim W N]

“Do not give your strength to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.” Prov. 31:3

However,

“Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies.” Prov. 31:10.

[VanShuyten]

As the WaPo fact checkers and Snopes would say, “We rate this as mostly true.”

[KC_Lion]

[indthkr]

Clearly this author is totally unfamiliar with the Political Class, because there is no doubt that some people are valued for who they are, and short cuts are definitely possible.

[Zathras]

Avoid marrying children of alcoholics.
They become programmed to not trust anyone.
Very hard to put behind you.
Psychologist told me this about my ex.

[PGalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_VURr6jnWQ

[Huskrrrr]

Looking for a mate after you’ve turned 50:

1) She should be beautiful

2) She should be rich

3) She should be a best friend and a loving wife

Pick any two, but settle for #3

[Buffalo Head]

I’m still worried about going blind because I didn’t quit when I needed glasses.

[RedStateRocker]

” ‘Fair’ is a place you go to ride ponies and eat cotton candy”
-my dad

[wastedyears]

Relationships are not worth anything and should be avoided at all costs.

[redgolum]

Part of me wishes I could go back an relive my youth with the knowledge I have now.

Part of me is glad that I can’t. I might just use my powers for evil