Bar employees yank snake from ceiling fan in front of screaming patrons

Fox News ^ | May 16, 2018 | Amy Palacios

[libstripper]

Alright, buddy. You’ve had enough. Time to go.

Staff members at the Backyard, a bar, grill and music venue in Waco, Texas, were forced to remove a snake from the establishment after the creature somehow entangled itself in the ceiling fan on Saturday.

[Kickass Conservative]

The Snake on the Fan goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The Snake on the Fan goes round and round
All through the Bar

[Jane Long]

But they knew he was a snake, before they asked him in. :-)

[Jane Long]

H/t POTUS.

[Hatteras]

I'm a snake...

[SaveFerris]

[🐍 🐍]

Ha! perfect

[mylife]

And the boy get’s a beer!

[Darksheare]

I know, he was really just hanging out.

[lightman]

Ping.

[texas booster]

The dude that grabbed the snake behind the head knew what he was doing, even if it looked like a rat snake.

And a 5’ snake can be pretty strong.

[CrimsonTidegirl]

Same here. There is no such thing as a good snake.

I can’t even stand to look at pics of them. For some reason, several of my Facebook friends have posted snake pics lately. I have been scanning my timeline and frantically hiding the posts, lol.

Poisonous or non-poisonous, they are all bad.

[Redcitizen]

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you.”

“Why not?” asks the snake. The bartender says, “Because you can’t hold your liquor.”

[gigster]

I’d like to see the video of the snake slithering across the ceiling then down the fan pole. That’s some agile snake.

[Salamander]

Mine are all accounted for.

[Salamander]

“concerned customers can be heard gasping and screaming.”

OMG.

Such bargain basement hysterics.

It’s a snake, not a Velociraptor.

[Salamander]

Huh.

Waco.

It’s a miracle a SWAT team didn’t rush in and blow it all to hell.

[Salamander]

o.O

I can easily handle an 8 foot, 20 pound Boa and I’m 5’4”, 110 pounds.

[Salamander]

Lyme disease spread because the cowards in CT decided to kill all the local rattlesnakes.

Their main prey, the white footed mouse, primary vector of Deer Ticks, utterly *flourished*.

And Lyme went wild.

God knew what He was doing when he created snakes.

[Salamander]

I’m just here to watch the rampant, wild-eyed histronics that are sure to ensue.

[Darksheare]

I always love hearing people panic over reptiles.

[Salamander]

I find it disturbing.

We are supposed to be the Molon Labe crowd, ready to rush into battle, to save the republic.

Now just imagine that TSHHTF and you’re hunkered down in a ditch or hidden in a copse of forest, eyes on the enemy camp and suddenly, a puny little Garter Snake slithers over your buddy’s boot and he screams like a girl, revealing your position.

Next thing you know, you’re blown to Hell.

The libs could conceivably win a war against us by waving a handful of snakes or a sack of spiders.

So depressing.

Reckon I’ll just strip naked, slap on some woad and run into battle by my own damn self.

:)