Stop snorting detergent and plooking.
Posted on 04/16/2018 2:27:52 PM PDT by Enchante
SAGINAW TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A Michigan gym patron looking for a WiFi connection found one named “remote detonator,” prompting an evacuation and precautionary search of the facility by a bomb-sniffing dog.
The Saginaw News reports nothing was found in the search Sunday at Planet Fitness in Saginaw Township, about 85 miles (140 kilometres) northwest of Detroit.
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How about “High-Speed Virus Distribution Node”?
LOL!
“Secret Rebel Base”
“Death Star-Guest”
I think the *REAL* news here is that you have two WIFI networks.
My extra network is “Hillary for Prison!”
we have funny WIFI connections in our building. One is called ‘ICE detention center’. and other is ‘NSA listening station’. In our of offices it’s “free wifi in exchange for sex”, “what are you looking at?”...
I have a somewhat intimidating name on mine although it’s not offensive.
I was tempted to go with “Free Porn” or such just to see how many neighbors would try to get into it ;-)
We have “Go Trump” and “ICE Surveillance Van” on our cell phones. I was impressed by finding “FBI Surveillance Van” at our local Mexican restaurant every Friday night, and decided to join in the fun.
That was the name of my network for a few years.
I recently changed it to "Caligula's Funhouse" for no reason whatsoever.
Lemme guess, the surge protector was “Zap Branigan”?
I’m still chuckling after reading the headline.
www.wigle.net
this is a good resource to see 1) if YOUR SSID has been mapped and added and 2) to see what networks are broadcasting near you.
I just looked around my downtown area and there are a few good ones...
“something else” (hey, wanna name it XXX? Naw, name it something else... :) )
and “F**** BOLT” (Bolt being a local internet provider!)
“TheSystemIsDown”
and
“Sister Mary Camel Toe”
(I am NOT making that up!)
Stop snorting detergent and plooking.
It is from a ‘Dr. Who’ episode called ‘The Bells of St. John’. If you connected to this wifi you’d disappear and get vacuumed into cloud storage.
Mine is called:
NSA Listening post 556
Mine is called:
NSA Listening post 556
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
Excellent choice!
I live so far in Der Hinterlands that I only have to worry about cows, horses and buffaloes stealing bandwidth. :)
I had forgotten about humorous SSIDs. I have two guest networks I can play with.
Tide Pods Are Yummy
And
Road Apple Challenge
Mine is named I Am Gonna Kill You. I guess I am in trouble now.
I named mine Big Brother for awhile.
My router, I mean.
Sheesh, no one uses “Hillary’s Home Network”?
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