Posted on 02/18/2018 4:19:15 PM PST by Para-Ord.45
Mueller charges 13 Russian nationals, formerly known as Trump fans, and 63 million Americans, for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate.
Mr. Mueller added that up to 63 million Americans who disparaged Hillary Clinton by voting wrongly can expect a fate the same as the Russians, er, white males, and will get deported back to Moscow where they belong. Mr. Mueller did not rule out capital punishment. The assembled reporters wearing Hillary 08 lapel pins rose in unison, stamped their feet and cheered, as MSNBC's Chris Matthews vibrated in the front row as he was having thrills run up his legs.
The indictment stated that these foreign agents, aka, white men and women wearing MAGA hats, wrote anti-Hillary diatribes in the reader's comments in the nation's conservative journals and on the GOP website. To add insult to injury, they not only refused to watch the Fareed show on CNN, but congregated among other like-minded "Russians" at Tea Party events to freely spread vile, poisonous, unnatural and treasonous ideas right out of the US Constitution, Thos Paine's Common Sense, Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, the Bible, and the Federalist.
The indictment said that some defendants communicated with unwitting individuals associated with the Trump campaign named Donald Jr., Ivanka, and an evil Little Me midget only identified as 'Baron,'... without disclosing their links to Russian dressing, subversive books by Leo Tolstoy, and sour pickles imported from Volvograd.
The indictment charges all defendants with conspiracy to defraud the Clintons, Barack Obama, and Nairobi, Kenya, all of whom correctly voted for Hillary. Most disturbingly, said Mueller, all they got for their efforts after having spent $1.2 billion for the campaign were red MAGA baseball caps. Three other defendants were charged with conspiracy for having an opinion other than that approved by the Reverends Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. Five defendants were charged with aggravated FAKE NEWS that departs from the Current Truth which states that the US economy is in free fall and Hillary Clinton is the nation's legitimate president.
The illegal voting by Trump fans under Russian control to get a Russian spy elected to the nation's highest office was a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against Hillary Clinton, Mueller said. He added, "After all Hillary did win the presidency and the popular vote of Mahattan's Upper West Side, Brooklyn's Park Slope, and Berkeley and Hollywood. It would be proper for these areas to choose America's president, after all the rest of the nation are morons and should have no say in the matter" said Mueller.
“I put it to you: Isn’t this an indictment of our entire American System” -Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.
“After all Hillary did win the presidency and the popular vote of Mahattan’s Upper West Side, Brooklyn’s Park Slope, and Berkeley and Hollywood. It would be proper for these areas to choose America’s president, after all the rest of the nation are morons and should have no say in the matter,” said Mueller.
Nowadays who can tell satire?
This has a 70% probability of being correct. And 100% of correctly reading Mueller’s mind.
Anyone Who Doesnt Accept The Results Of An Election Is A Threat To Democracy - Hillary Clinton
Very good. How on earth did you find that site? Hidden in plain sight? And not even labeled with the sarcasm tag!
The whole world is laughing at us.
Luv the peoples cube !!!
I’ve never seen that expanded version from that day - the guys who made haste to gather ‘round and shield what was happening from the cameras - or the cops walking up to the van or the guys standing with their backs to the whole saga. Very good....
I still don’t know how she got in that shape after the pictures were taken of her walking away from the memorial with the two ladies, one who (whom) was carrying Hillary’s purse...one said to be the doctor. Didn’t look like any doctor I’ve ever seen from the way she was dressed!
Thanks for the introduction!!! Maybe I should wait to thank you after I see how much time I’m going to spend there!
Being deported to Russia is, rather incredibly, no longer the worst fate imaginable.
LOL! Pretty much!
Best. Election. Ever. EVER!
Cockroaches scurrying EVERYWHERE! I love it! :)
And she has been proving that ever since.
The Russians must have a cloaking device.
How else do you sneak 63 million Russians into American voting booths?
“Being deported to Russia is, rather incredibly, no longer the worst fate imaginable.”
I imagine that Mueller has us all on Double Secret Probation.
So watch out!
What people don’t seem to understand is that Russia has PR companies that try to sway US and other country elections. But so does Canada, England, and France as well as others. This is nothing new. And its nothing that our friends don’t do. Israel does this in America all the time with people who are citizens of both countries. This is not so much espionage as it is PR. The US has indicted 3 small Russian PR firms. And by the way. The US does this back.
"Road kill in progress. Prepare for Dwarf Toss!"
Gotta love The People’s Cube!
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