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Rebuffed Flat Earth Rocketeer Says He Will Actually Launch Himself Into the Sky at 500 MPH This Time
Gizmodo ^ | 01/24/18 | Tom McKay

Posted on 01/27/2018 4:52:44 PM PST by Simon Green

When last we heard of “Mad Mike” Hughes, the 61-year-old limo driver and stuntman who planned on launching a $20,000 steam-fueled rocket with “RESEARCH FLAT EARTH” painted on the side some 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour, the gosh darn government had intervened to tell him he couldn’t conduct any such launch on public lands.

But Hughes has not been deterred, and in a number of posts on his Facebook page he claims to have a real launch planned for February 3rd. This one will be a vertical rather than horizontal launch, which Hughes believes will prevent him from crossing over into public property and thus getting in trouble with the government.

“That way we got enough buffer that when it lands, it will not be on [Bureau of Land Management] property,” Hughes said in a video last week.

Hughes has launched homemade rockets with himself as the human cargo before, but he’s only recently become a Flat Earth convert at the same time he needed to raise further funds for DIY rocketry, according to the Washington Post.

It’s still not entirely clear what Hughes intends to prove with the launch because, as LiveScience noted, observing the curvature of the Earth requires one rise some 35,000 feet (10,700 meters) above the ground. Hughes’ rocket will not be capable of attaining anywhere near that height, which is good because videos of his parachutes are far from reassuring.

However, our guy is not a huge fan of the scientific disciplines anyhow, as he told the Associated Press in a prior interview:

I don’t believe in science. I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.

We’ve all been let down on this Flat-Earth-rocket stuff before, but Hughes seems pretty insistent that this time there will actually be a launch.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: battlestarmoronica; california; darwinawardapplicant; flatearth; flatearthliars; flatearthmorons; madmikehughes; mentalillness; mikehughes
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1 posted on 01/27/2018 4:52:45 PM PST by Simon Green
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2 posted on 01/27/2018 4:58:13 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
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To: Chode

Pang...


3 posted on 01/27/2018 4:58:21 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Simon Green

I feel confidant in saying that this guy will not live to be a 62-year-old limo driver and stuntman.


4 posted on 01/27/2018 4:59:01 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Simon Green

Flat earth? Those guys rate right up there with the sovereign citizens for too dumb to breathe.

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5 posted on 01/27/2018 5:00:18 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (It don't matter if your heart is in the right place, if at the same time your head is up your a$$)
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To: Doogle

Next Darwin Award winner.


6 posted on 01/27/2018 5:00:56 PM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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`If you can read this bumper sticker, you're toast.' Image and video hosting by TinyPic
7 posted on 01/27/2018 5:09:16 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
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8 posted on 01/27/2018 5:11:22 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Simon Green
For a couple hundred bucks you can get a weather balloon, a camera and some radio equipment to take a picture of the curvature of the earth. Unless he wants to keep an eye on it to make sure no round earthers intercept the camera and put a distorting lens on it.
9 posted on 01/27/2018 5:11:24 PM PST by KarlInOhio (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.)
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They’re gonna scrape this guy up with a spatula.......


10 posted on 01/27/2018 5:11:53 PM PST by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Simon Green
Haha, idiots!


11 posted on 01/27/2018 5:12:19 PM PST by LibWhacker
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...some of him


12 posted on 01/27/2018 5:12:40 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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There is something inconsistent about those numbers. If he can get to a speed of 500 mph, he should be able to gain at least 8500 feet of altitude (unless he wants to put out the parachutes on the way up).

But of course this idiot doesn’t believe in science anyway. Where does he think those “formulas” come from?


13 posted on 01/27/2018 5:15:34 PM PST by pelican001
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“For a couple hundred bucks you can get a weather balloon, a camera and some radio equipment to take a picture of the curvature of the earth. Unless he wants to keep an eye on it to make sure no round earthers intercept the camera and put a distorting lens on it.”

For less than that, you can make a Foucault pendulum which shows it as well. Flat Earth guys don’t believe the Earth rotates either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault_pendulum


14 posted on 01/27/2018 5:16:37 PM PST by Fai Mao (I still want to see The PIAPS in prison)
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To: LibWhacker

Don’t be a silly billy. Even if Newton hadn’t invented gravity, if the world was round all the water would slide off into space!


15 posted on 01/27/2018 5:16:43 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
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He’ll meet the same fate as the JATO rocket car.

https://youtu.be/cHUsGFGhfmk


16 posted on 01/27/2018 5:16:45 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Viking2002

Only if he doesn’t launch to close to the edge. :)


17 posted on 01/27/2018 5:29:48 PM PST by Beach333
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18 posted on 01/27/2018 5:41:02 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
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To: Celtic Conservative

If the earth were really flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it long ago.


19 posted on 01/27/2018 5:47:15 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Simon Green

The potential for spectacular fail is high.


20 posted on 01/27/2018 5:50:59 PM PST by Rebelbase
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