Posted on 11/29/2017 5:53:15 PM PST by hiho hiho
It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown.
There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
Why is he so hung up on virility? Because the Army rejected him on account of bone spurs that you get from wearing high heels.
He sits at that ridiculous little desk in the Oval Office and signs a presidential proclamation as if he's Kim Jong Un or something and he holds it up like a kid holding up his school project that his mama wrote for him. The man can barely read, that's why he hates TelePrompter.
The same people who admire him tend to drive Dodge Darts and wear sweatshirts from schools they didn't attend.
He is weak. Weak on #s, weak on 1st Amendment, worst president in history. Failed @ real estate and now @ politics. His record = BAD.
He quit holding rallies in stadiums because nobody wants to go hear a loser brag about his manliness for an hour, you can hear that in any barroom. Only places he can draw a crowd are rural areas where billboards are riddled with bullet holes, shot by men angry because they can't read. He is so over. Totally irrelevant, exhausted, flamed out.
(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...
How’s your job going Garrison? Oh wait...never mind.
Funny how what goes around comes around...
Heard today that Keeler had written an oped —less than 24 hours previous -in the NY Times about how it would be stupid for Franken to quit (They are bosom buddies)....
Franken got ‘outed’ when he was moaning about what a terrible person Moore is/was and was exposed after some of this ‘victims’ decided to ‘talk’.
Matt Lauer supposedly raked Bill O’Reilly over the coals for his ‘problems’ and turns out he is no better...
Oh the hypocrisy of it all....
The Chicago Tribute. . .irrelevant.
You know it’s pretty bad when you are a foaming-at-the-mouth liberal and even NPR won’t touch you!
Tomorrow when Garrison Keillor wakes up he won’t have a job and Donald Trump will still be president.
How’s that for justice?
Stick a fork in GK, he’s done.
“Donald Trump is done.”
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahh
FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T NOTICED....
This article is a month old. This author was just today fired for being involved in sexual improprieties at work.
SO... notice what people like the author SAY, and then notice what they have DONE.
This is the same jack off that did a story about tipping outhouses over in the country. He thought it funny, so did we till we tipped one over with somebody in it. He didnt think it was funny and sent a load of fine shot our way.
I can attest to this. Picking fine shot out of your back aint fun.
NEVER EVER DID THAT AGAIN.
Reads like a satirical exaggeration of Trump Derangement Syndrome....if the author is serious though, he needs help.
It was a month ago. Karma is a __________.
The author is Garrison Keillor.
What the hell? Is there a point to this gibberish?!
Thanks, I found that fact after I posted. ILuvKarma.
But that it was a month ago, doesn’t make the author of that article any less crazy.
I kinda remember that one, but I thought it was about ice houses.
Doesn't matter...the storyteller is an ice-hole.
Apparently this POS just got fired for sexual misconduct!
The article was written a month ago. My, how things have changed. LOL
Naw. That would have been Ice Shanties. An ice house was a place to store ice for summer delivery.
If he said ice houses, he dumber than he looks.
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