Posted on 11/07/2017 10:56:47 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
NISKU, Alberta - Canadian Mounties found five people naked after a bizarre car wreck on a rural road.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police Cpl. Laurel Scott says officers responded to the report Monday morning of a car colliding with a truck in Nisku.
When they arrived, they found that five people in the car were naked - four women and one man.
Scott said Tuesday the five were arrested. She said she’s not sure of the charges, though police consider it a “purposeful collision.”
Police said earlier they believe drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.
The collision occurred on a snow-covered two-lane road in an area of petroleum drilling outfits and other industrial businesses.
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And I thought UBER was a cool development! This Buber offers a whole range of additional services.
Numerous footprints could be seen in the ditch at that point, along with blue fluid...
Leakage.
I'm sure the effect on a pole had something to do with it.
NO! The road was “snow covered”.
they were out bare hunting- either that or they were nude photographers
You can fit more people into a car if they leave their clothes at their domicile.
Well, let's not go out a limb here...
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Seriously. I mean, a guy and 4 women naked in one car involved in a “purposeful collision” on a snow covered road. What could they have possibly been doing?
/s
“Officer, the heater is broken. It stays on Max Heat all the time. I swear!”
“We’re having fun, sitting in the backseat,
kissing and a- hugging with Fred.”
Snow covered road the first week of November? In the warmest world climate ever?
Global Warming scientists have never been to Alberta or Russia ,they would think it’s a new Ice Age
How can they say four women and a man? How do they know? In this politically correct world, you can’t determine gender identity by any visual observation. Some of these so called women may ide tidy as male for all we know.
It is binary and hetero normative for them to say they found four women and a man. This is per liberals own criteria for judging these situations.
Exactly!
Otherwise, it's difficult to determine if the guy is one lucky SOB, or has been hittin the bong far too hard.
Rig Pig Party in Canookistan gone wrong film at elev..... nope they we nekid.
That makes for some serious backseat driving!
I think they call that “cis-normative” now. Catch up.
Good posts on this thread but yours made me LOL fo reals!
What man wouldn’t want to ride with Buber?!
Q. How does one guy get 4 women naked, in the car with him.
A. Crack
Hopefully one of them wasn’t Liberian warlord General Butt Naked.
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