Posted on 10/25/2017 4:44:29 AM PDT by kevcol
Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., said Tuesday he's worried that Hillary Clinton might be hurt by a tree that falls in the forest during one of her famous walks she has taken in the woods since losing to Donald Trump last year.
"I'm worried about Hillary Clinton, she's no longer a candidate, she's not really part of our government, and she's walking around in the forest," Cohen said at a House Judiciary Committee markup. "And if we don't have good forest workers, could she be hurt by a tree falling out of the forest?"
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That’s Guam, not Okinawa.
I was camping once at a campground on a US Army base. A bunch of us were sitting around and got up to do something. Just then a small obviously Russian tree (8” diameter) fell over and landed on my camp chair.
The damage wasn’t too bad, so we moved the tree and sat back down. (The tree was not obviously diseased, just decided to assassinate me and failed.
Later that day, while we were out of camp, a second assassin tree fell and further damaged my chair. It must have been Russian too.
Wait, maybe I wasn’t the target. Maybe the Russians hated my chair. I bought it at Walmart and it was made in China. Yea, that’s the ticket.
The only firewall now between the ‘Rats as an organization and full exposure of their universal criminality is, apart from Jeff Sessions’ coma, arkanciding Hillary .
He looks like a face from Night of the Living Dead
As long as they have a heartbeat and are the right shade.
Is this a parable?
Congratulations, you just won TEH INTERWEBZ!
And if it does, and she makes a sound, and if nobody is around to hear it...
Oh. I knew one was pretty tippy.
No, that was a congress critter from Florida who feared that Guam would tip over if the U.S. stationed too many airmen there. We have the congressional lady in the cowboy hat from Florida who is dissing the name of a slain soldier. Now there is another lady from Florida running for congress who says she has been visited by outer-space aliens. Is there something in the water in Florida that is anti-cerebral?
“And if we don’t have good forest workers, could she be hurt by a tree falling out of the forest?”
Why is he worried about her being killed? At this point “what difference (would) it make?”, if she’s really not running again.
But perhaps she is running again, and he knows it...hmmmm.
With the Dems work, I would be more worried that this a threat to her life if I were her.
If I were a Dem Representative, I would be less worried about a tree falling on her than a noose over a tree limb above me.
Something is wrong with this DIM loser.
Herself could very likely be captured and carried off by Sasquatch.
Herself, bride of Sasquatch.
The democrts are worried about a tree falling on Hillary while she’s walking around the forest, because that’s how they kiled (er, gave him a heart attack by injection) Justice Scalia while hunting on a democrat lodge with a democrat coroner and a democrat county government. Right?
Obviously we need tree control right now! No more high capacity woodlots! No more leaves to suppress the sound of moving branches! That grip-enhancing bark texture has got to go! Why, did you know trees can be fashioned into clubs, spears, bows & arrows, assault ladders, trebuchets... and worst of all - KIDS HAVE ACCESS TO FORESTS! Act now, only professional, licensed woodworkers need oaks...
Forget it, we (as a Country) don't get that kind of lucky.
Now, people with something on the Clintons....yeah, they tend to have that kind of "bad luck."
...This isnt the same congressman whos worried about Okinawa tipping over is it?...
Rep. Hank Johnson(D) was worried that too many Marines on Guam would tip it over.
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