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Naked drunk man allegedly fired guns into the air to test if they’d work
New York Post ^ | October 5, 2017 | 2:40am | By Associated Press

Posted on 10/05/2017 4:18:14 PM PDT by sparklite2

KEY LARGO, Fla. — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air.

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I posted mainly for this picture.
Four out of five won't see why,
but the fifth might agree that it
wasn't his gun he was shooting off.

1 posted on 10/05/2017 4:18:14 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: sparklite2

That only determines that they make noise. I can think of a sure way this nut could use to test at the same time that the gun both makes noise and works as well.


2 posted on 10/05/2017 4:20:44 PM PDT by C210N (It is easier to fool the people than convince them that they have been fooled)
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To: sparklite2

Because every one does it.


3 posted on 10/05/2017 4:20:53 PM PDT by foundedonpurpose (Prayers for Gods People! Salvation & Restoration!)
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To: sparklite2

Eyebrows?
Dentures?


4 posted on 10/05/2017 4:21:20 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: sparklite2

Drunk, naked and firing a gun in the air is no way to go through life, son.


5 posted on 10/05/2017 4:21:38 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: sparklite2

What, that’s not allowed?


6 posted on 10/05/2017 4:22:09 PM PDT by VR-21 (Does anybody know what happened to Bazooka Joe's eye?)
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To: freedomlover

Nope. Don’t look too hard.


7 posted on 10/05/2017 4:23:01 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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Big Media is looking for any white man with a gun crime right now.


8 posted on 10/05/2017 4:24:52 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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“naked drunk Florida man”

I wonder who has the record for ‘florida man’ adjectives...


9 posted on 10/05/2017 4:29:35 PM PDT by varyouga
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FL has some goofy folk.


10 posted on 10/05/2017 4:29:48 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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Unlike the 3 or 4 hot car baby deaths we read about every year when they average 37, Big Media will decide we need to read about as many white men with guns crime stories as possible.


11 posted on 10/05/2017 4:30:27 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: sparklite2

He kind of looks similar to the shooter in Vegas.


12 posted on 10/05/2017 4:30:32 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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Really? All the crap going on in the world, and the NYT has their reporters do a back-page story from Florida? LOL. Yeah, paper of record alright!


13 posted on 10/05/2017 4:31:34 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (Jerusalem is the city of The Great King!)
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To: bgill; varyouga

I don’t know what it is about my state, but Fark.com had a separate category for Florida man stories, and it didn’t hurt for material.


14 posted on 10/05/2017 4:32:23 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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15 posted on 10/05/2017 4:32:54 PM PDT by fso301
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Did it on Tuesday. They have rules down in the Keys about drunken nekkid test firing that early in the week. Friday night, he would have had company.


16 posted on 10/05/2017 4:34:16 PM PDT by ameribbean expat (Veritas Vincit)
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To: sparklite2

and I thought it was going to be Joe Biden


17 posted on 10/05/2017 4:39:32 PM PDT by Steven Tyler
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To: sparklite2

I give up. Why the pic?


18 posted on 10/05/2017 4:43:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: Ken H

check your freepmail


19 posted on 10/05/2017 4:48:40 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: sparklite2

OK, are you ready for your amazing riddle reveal, yet?


20 posted on 10/05/2017 4:50:07 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (I was conceived in liberty, how about you?)
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