Jogger dubbed ‘Mad Pooper’ might have a brain injury

NY Post ^ | 26 September 2017 | Yaron Steinbuch

[oh8eleven]

It’s not a Colorado jogger’s fault she’s pooping on people’s lawns — because she suffered a traumatic brain injury, and now simply can’t control where she does her business, according to a man who claimed to be “a family representative.”

Her bathroom behavior is similar to breastfeeding in public and is protected under the First Amendment, the unidentified man claimed.

But a criminal defense attorney said the man is full of crap. The supposed spokesman, who also claimed the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery ...

[oh8eleven]

First Amendment right to poop in public? Oy.

[Mr. K]

The freaks are running the asylum

[lgjhn23]

All libs suffer from “brain injury”.
Someone needs to run up behind her, then pepper spray her sorry azz when she’s doing this. A few shots to the azz and a couple of good ones to the face should cure her “brain injury” at least temporarily.

[Puppage]

Her bathroom behavior is similar to breastfeeding in public

Ummm, no.

[smokingfrog]

Congress shall make no law ... respecting the free exercise of pooping.

<--insert poopy emojis here-->

[smokingfrog]

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[left that other site]

“First Amendment right to poop in public?”

DEPENDS!

[dfwgator]

Did he play football?

[Lazamataz]

I believe that if she thinks hard enough, she can come up with a solution.

Or maybe not. I guess it Depends.

[Lazamataz]

I hate you.

[Red Badger]

Then he/she/it should move to San Fransicko.

They welcome people like that..................

[pepsionice]

I worked in a military organization where we had this female major, who was a long-distance runner. She’d typically run six miles everyday at an extended lunch. We had an extremely bad weather day and I was standing at the building door debating to skip lunch, and she was about to exit. I asked...was it really necessary to go and run this distance in this type of weather. She admitted it was rough, but physiologically...she was now addicted to this every single day. If she attempted to skip it...she’d have anxiety issues and get forced into running the six miles at 8 at night.

I’ve bumped into a couple of people (men and women) who were 200-mile per month type runners. They all had some form of anxiety and this was the only method of controlling their lives. The ‘pooper’ gal sounds like one of these.

[headstamp 2]

[The supposed spokesman, who also claimed the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery ...]

So in other words the guy is nuts.

The fruits of mainstreaming serious mental illness.

[Bon of Babble]

This might be a part of his her xer disability and therefore we must honor and respect that she's "differently abled" when it comes to xer bathroom habits

We need to celebrate our differences!

[bigbob]

I thought that was only in San Francisco?

[tumblindice]

If she’s kneeling while pooping, then she must be a saint.

[oh8eleven]

Or maybe not. I guess it Depends.
Someone beat 'ya - you're losing it :)

[Lazamataz]

I hate him.

[oh8eleven]

Then he/she/it should move to San Fransicko.
I listen to Savage and he says when the wind's just right, he can smell it when he's on his boat.

[PGR88]

The supposed spokesman, who also claimed the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery

The specific mental illness problems weren't revealed until 2/3 of the way through the article.