Toxic masculinity
Toxic feminists
We folks calling for safe spaces all around. Nothing surprises me anymore.
“Toxic Masculinity”
What happens around my house when we have the chili cook off against the marines at the embassy.
Good Times!!!!
is this real??? I mean real?
I didn’t see the course listing for the “Toxic Femininity” class.
Males who sign up for this course need a sex change operation and a skirt (oh, I’m sorry, was that toxic? If it was, get a grip).
Discriminate against me at every opportunity.
Toxic masculinity
Toxic masculinity?
Oh nooooo! Call the EPA! I’m a bio-hazard. LOL!
“Attention: Toxic masculinity spill on aisle 9”
And then they need help changing a tire at 2am, but none of their sissy male friends have any clue.
A stranger pulls up and give five minutes of his time to change their tire then goes on his way.
That happened one afternoon to my daughters. They and two female friends popped a tire. They were in the process of pulling out the jack when a toxic male pulled up, spent five minutes, changed the tire and went on his way.
They know how to change tires but were appreciative of a guy just like me (their dad) and two brothers.
Side note. My daughter who lives out of state called me at 11pm the other night. He car was acting weird. (nothing major) and she wanted to know if it was safe to drive home from work. She apologized for calling me so late.
My first words were “Never apologize for calling me late. I’m dad 24/7/365.”
Dear Penthouse,
I am a chronic toxic masculinity sufferer. My feet smell and my nose runs.
But I don’t drip snot. I’m bleeding off excess testosterone. Hep me.
Buck Turgidson
My wife’s comment is that apparently the campus support group thinks they will all be fine if they cut off their wieners and shoot up some estrogen -— because we all know how well adapted estrogen leaves you.
Evidence of toxic femininity...
Let the wussies enroll in this program. More women available for the real men.
They all have Toxic Shock Syndrome.......................
“Men Addressing Social Construction”, imagine having that on your CV. What a resume enchancer! /s
Are normal people a thing of the past?
I’m with Butters on South Park... ‘’Peckers Out.’’
We need to use this extortionary “toxic” modifier against its inventors and begin referencing toxic political correctness, toxic emapthic pathology, toxic paranoia, toxic feminazism, toxic environmental obstructionism, toxic mislabeling, toxic historic ignorance, toxic activism, toxic permissiveness, toxic liberalism etc.