Posted on 09/13/2017 6:55:47 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Well, Hillary Rodham Clinton is publishing a book called What Happened.
It’s not called What Happened? and that’s too bad because that seems more like what the former secretary of state, first lady, and senator would like to call it.
Maybe even What the hell happened?
Or something stronger.
Or perhaps, most apt of all How could this happen?
That’s really the question Mrs. Clinton has been asking since the election.
Over, and over, and over again.
It just wasn’t supposed to occur.
Her defeat was supposed to be politically and numerically impossible.
How could a political amateur, and someone Mrs. Clinton has since called “a creep,” defeat the Queen, just as she was about to ascend to her throne?
It still seems, Clinton campaign people tell us, like a bad dream from which all right-thinking people have not yet awakened.
It was a very close election, it must be said — with the slightest of margins in three keys states. But the answer to how and why is voters. A whole lot of people who are not usually very political showed up. Many more who were silent about their preferences voted in key states. These were the infamous “deplorables” — the first to be blamed by Mrs. Clinton for taking what she thought was hers.
This might be a subtitle for this or the next book: How the deplorables ruined my coronation.
But Mrs. Clinton’s answer to what happened, which the public will have to pay to hear her deliver personally when she goes on the road to promote her book, keeps changing. And none of her answers to “what happened” are words like voters, or democracy. And none include the word “me.”
Mrs. Clinton’s explanations for her loss are, thus far, and roughly in this order: the Russians; James Comey; the entire FBI; the press; the Democratic National Committee, and, most recently, Bernie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders, who campaigned hard in several states for Mrs. Clinton.
Would she have done so for him?
You learn more about a person in defeat than victory. And what we have learned about Mrs. Clinton, pretty definitively now, is that nothing is her fault — ever. She is a sore loser who will not get off the stage.
And it looks like she’s going to stay up there until even her old supporters start to leave the theater or begin to boo.
Mrs. Clinton’s insistence that we share her sense of entitlement and grievance is unseemly in the extreme. It has become unwatchable.
Remember the Dr. Seuss book Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now?
We need to rewrite it and send it to Chappaqua, with apologies to the good doctor.
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
Won’t you PLEASE go now?
Just go.
Go.
Go!
We don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Hillary Rodham will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
You may go
By lion’s tail.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Hillary Clinton
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Hillary has become a very annoying hemorrhoid on America’s collective behind. Nuisances like that are very hard to get rid of.
This reminds me how they are pushing the meme that Hillary won the popular vote.
Hillary got a plurality. She got about 48% while Trump got about 46%. The point is, Hillary didn’t get a majority of the vote. 52% of America voted against her, you can look at it that way.
I also wanted to let everyone know that Hillary’s plurality is questionable, because of California. On election night, Hillary had about a 1.5 million lead in the California vote. By the time the official tally was reported weeks later, her lead was over 4 million votes in California.
What nobody has ever addressed, is how is it, that HIllary gained over 2 million additional votes in California after election day.
While there is no question that Hillary carried California and would win California’s 55 electoral votes, it’s mighty suspicious that she gained so many votes as the vote count continued well after the election.
My guess, is that with the election decided, and no oversight of election canvassing, certain elements decided to pad her vote totals, to enable them to make their political statement, that “Hillary won the popular vote”.
If you back out California’s vote, then Trump won the popular vote and electoral vote in the other 49 states by comfortable margins.
LOL. Those those are hilarious.
Hillary Up Close (Caution clicking this link is suggested)
She is on this diarrhea and vomit speaking tour for her fake ghost written book for some nefarious reason. A Clinton is always BS-ing making up excuses to get out of trouble to get into more trouble.
Who would buy a book named this by a losing superbowl team? Or a losing anybody?
People usually don’t care what happened. They just remember that you lost.
I CANT believe so many folks bought this book. To me, more than ONE is so many!!
Had Trump lost, I would have no interest in buying his version of “What Happened”.
But he wouldn’t write a book about losing.
This is GREAT..!
I hope she stays juuuuust healthy enough to CONTINUE doing this.
And demanding money.
This helps us, hugely.
No matter what Parlance or tense or verbiage, -you or anyone else for that matter may choose? “YOU-BLEW-IT”!
May as well.......GO BACK TO ARKANSAS and Lament!
America will never accept or forgive your past performance!
Maybe you can get a job as a librarian in Little Rock, then you can write another WORTHLESS BOOK!
Has any previous losing candidate, ever gone on a magical mystery tour, and continually come up with new explanations/excuses for losing an election, none of which are the fault of said candidate?
Did Bob Dole write a book and endless pop up after his loss to Clinton?? Did John Kerry do this? McCain, Romney, Dukakis, anyone in presidential election history ever do this???
I don't think the word "please" any longer has any meaning for the insane Clinton HiPPo...
Reminds me of an old joke...
How can you kill a pink hippo?
I have heard, that there is a certain animosity to the Clintons in Arkansas. And it’s because they didn’t return to Arkansas after Bill’s term as president was done.
I’ve heard unsubstantiated stories that Hillary didn’t like Arkansas, and was happy to get away from there.
It’s unsubstantiated, but given what we know about Hillary’s arrogance of middle America and all that, I would believe she was eager to get away from that state. She was happy to pretend she was always a New York Yankee fan.
Those liberals are just ‘uncomfortable’ with a STRONG WOMAN.
All right, enough, already.
It's settled.
Innocent by reason of insanity.
Time to lock her up.
For her own protection.
Call the tow truck.
Dear Jim Robinson...
A modest proposal...
For the mental health of all loyal Freepers :
Can we please have...
A DAY WITHOUT HILLARY?
tomorrow would be good...
How about a lifetime?
Many criminals never stop unless incarcerated or eliminated.
LOCK HER UP!
shake shake shake
Better yet, get the rights to make a poster of it and sell it.
Make a million$ overnight?
Better yet, donate the rights to Free Republic for fundraising.
Imagine No Freepathons for 5 years...
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