At Cromwell High School in Connecticut, a 15-year-old boy with a mustache recently crushed female competitors in track and field, to the great dismay of the girls who have spent many intense days training so hard.
This doesnt seem fair, does it?
It does in the lefts brave new world of fundamental transformation.
The boy, you see, calls himself a girl. Thats his self-proclaimed gender identity. And alls fair in the bizarre universe of modern-day LGBTQ liberalism.
The Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference permits students and their schools to decide which teams they can join. The conference is abiding by state and federal laws mandating that students have the ability to compete on sports teams that accord with their public gender identity.
And 15-year-old biological boy, Andraya Yearwood, identifies (at least for now) as a girl. And get this, sports fans: Hes only a freshman.
He could easily dominate the girls meets for four years.
Too bad, ladies. Youve come a long way, baby, but liberalisms new world is erecting some brand spanking new obstacles to your progress.
So, if your daughter runs track at Cromwell High, she better be able to run faster than a boy.
The (real) girl who finished second to Andraya, a junior named Kate Hall, was tearful over her loss. Its frustrating, Hall said. But thats just the way it is now. I cant really say what I want to say, but theres not much I can do about it.
No, theres not. Kate is clearly scared to say what she really wants to say. She doesnt want to be denounced as a hater, as an intolerant bigot toward LGBTQ persons. As trans-phobic.
Ditto for Halls coach, Ben Bowne, whos no doubt terrified about saying anything that would bring him the enmity of the nature redefiners at the government school. The coach lamely told the Hartford Courant: Kate was emotional. She works really hard. Shes a very competitive athlete. She hates losing to anybody.
Yes, poor Kate. Emotional girl.
Her coach continued: Ive just told her all year run your best. If this girl has better times than you, shes going to help you as a runner. Thats what we focused on.
Okay, coach. You go right ahead and focus on that.
As for the father of the transgender girl, hes fully on board the LGBTQ-liberal train. He apparently has been sufficiently indoctrinated into the progressive worldview, and thus is tolerating no objections. He told the Hartford newspaper: If someone says, Why is your daughter running with the girls? I say because shes my daughter, much like the reason your daughter is running with the girls. The dad barks: Shes running exactly where she should be running!
The dad, of course, is merely mimicking the prevailing progressive zeitgeist, exhaling the lefts cultursmog. Note how he cleverly uses all the right liberal language to silence any critics who dare suggest this was an unfair race biased toward his daughter.
And good for him. The well-coached dad is simply taking a page from the Bible of liberalism, The New York Times, which, in a breathtaking February editorial titled, Welcoming Transgender Boy Scouts, authoritatively stated: The Boy Scouts are recognizing transgender boys for what they genuinely are: boys.
Well, okay, liberals. If these are your rules, then lets play by em. On your mark, set, go!
So, liberals, if your daughters lose their track meets, or swim meets, or tennis tournaments, or golf tournaments, or whatever other sporting events to inherently stronger biological boys declaring themselves girlsand perhaps lose D-1 scholarships in the processthen suck it up and take one for the liberal team.
Youve created this monster. And now you can live with it.
Personally, my favorite spectacles have been the transgender girls (read: biological boys) who are trouncing biological girls in weightlifting competitions. They do so, hoisting huge barbells over their heads and then hoisting glistening trophies from the winners platform, as everyone in the room politely stares, mouths agape, terrified to dare raise nary a peep of protestat the risk of being excoriated for their hateful intolerance. (Click here and here and here, among others.)
The absurdity is surreal. Its comical. Its like were watching at an old Monty Python skit, except this is no gag.
Many more such incidents will follow, including at the collegiate level, which should send Title IX academic feminists into fits of whirling rage as college women lose to college men calling themselves women. (But then again, radical feminists have always told us that a girl can do anything a boy can do, including physically.)
Its less a triumph for this or that transgender girl than it is for the insanity that is liberalism/progressivism. Its a gold medal for liberalism, a trophy for the dictatorship of relativism, where everything is redefinable, including ones own definition of ones biological reality, despite what over a trillion chromosomes tell a person his or her gender truly is.
Like communism, liberalism inevitably implodes under the weight of its own unnatural and unsustainable contradictions. And, frankly, sometimes the implosion can be fun to watch. Really, I cant help but cheer on these transgender gals, who are giving liberals a heaping dose of their own medicine.
The madness of progressive ideology is giving birth to these strange beasts, which, in turn, ultimately eat their own.
The left is like Saturn. It eats its own children. Enjoy the feast youve prepared, liberals.