‘This is a lie’: With no dirt on Gorsuch, Tim Kaine resorts to making crap up

Twitchy ^ | 03/29/2017 | Sarah D.

[ForYourChildren]

"What an absurd series of tweets. Ashamed to have you as my senator. Thought you were supposed to be a "moderate." https://t.co/hvdspMlTcD "

— Ilya Shapiro (@ishapiro) March 29, 2017

Apparently Tim Kaine has decided that it no longer pays to be a pro-life Democrat. So today, the failed vice presidential candidate is coming out swinging for Planned Parenthood:

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[hal ogen]

This clown once again proves he is a lunatic.

[miss marmelstein]

How could Clinton have allowed this creepy little guy to become her veep candidate? Or, I should say, why didn’t creepy Mr. Clinton intervene? He looks like the main character in the German classic film “M”.

[SkyDancer]

GLAGARRRRARGHH!!!

[JBW1949]

How did the people of Virginia even vote for this creepy weirdo????

[Psalm 144]

He was a foil. He was meant to be cringey, obsequious, and weak. A stage prop ornament to contrast against Powerful Woman In Charge.

That is why he was there. Withered old Roman matrons used to keep pet monkeys at their side to make themselves look better. Same principle.

[House Atreides]

This degenerate looks like a John Wayne Gacy brother.

[Jimmy The Snake]

He is a Creepy Clown

[SkyDancer]

Never trust anyone who has no lips.

[mason-dixon]

Gov. Kaine was the head of the DNC. Mrs. Clinton wanted her buddy - Debbie Wash-your-hair Shultz - as chairman of DNC while she was running for president. In that way, Debbie W-S could pull all strings and squash all competitors for the Democratic nomination. Kaine wanted something for himself when he gave up the chairmanship. The Vice President slot was sold to Kaine in this transaction.

[GOPJ]

He was a foil. He was meant to be cringey, obsequious, and weak. A stage prop ornament to contrast against Powerful Woman In Charge.

That makes sense - can't think of any other reason Hillary would have chosen him.

[donozark]

My ex recently purchased a pet monkey. Now I know why...But it ain’t workin’ out! LOL!

[miss marmelstein]

Ok. It was still a huge mistake as I’m sure you know as well!

[Cobra64]

This jerk reminds me of Screamin’ (Howard) Dean.

[shibumi]

[Yossarian]

Dear Founding Fathers:

We hope and pray that this message through the time-portal has come across clearly, and was received by you in 1786, as you embark on writing the U.S. Constitution.

While I'm sure you didn't mean for this to happen, in 2017, the pictured entity below has control over how our lives will be governed.
Please reconsider how you will write the rules regarding amending the Constitution, and how such amendments can change the method by which the Senate is elected.

Thanks, The Few Sane Remaining.

[shibumi]

[Rurudyne]

Well, he is a Democrat....

[Snickering Hound]

[nicotinefiend]

Looks a bit like Dad....