Sources reporting that Secret Service within the White House have locked the WH pressroom, (tr)

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[RummyChick]

Sources reporting that Secret Service within the White House have locked the WH pressroom, standard procedure for a suspicious package.

[stonehouse01]

Courtesy ping (forgot)

[bgill]

“wow to the poor condition of that door...if that’s a sample of WH maintenance, then the place is in serious need of an overhaul”

Hey, it’s only the press doors.

But, yes, from the pics we’ve been seeing over the past few months, it is a dump. It’s no wonder Melania doesn’t want to live there.

[BykrBayb]

I didn’t know she was missing.

[rlmorel]

"...Secret Service within the White House have locked the WH pressroom..."

If they were all in it, this sounds like an opportunity!

[SMARTY]

Fake news, fake journalists and a fake scare

[browniexyz]

Thanks!

Perhaps Sally would like immunity so she won’t be prosecuted for leaking?

[Brown Deer]

Man in custody after bringing suspicious package near White House

[taxcontrol]

I am of the opinion that the press room does not belong in the WH in the first place

[The_Media_never_lie]

So long as they don’t lock the restroom, they should be ok.

[Personal Responsibility]

“Have they found Obamas masculinity? “

Everyone knows where that is. It’s in a jar on Michelle’s desk.

[bobcat62]

Find the Press Corp a new location in the DC ‘hood.

[WENDLE]

Yo mama. Play a little rap crap.

[meyer]

“”[Snipers seen roaming property.]

GOOD guys or BAD guys?””

Hard to tell these days.

[meyer]

So, from the schedule, it looks like a suspicious package came with the daily intelligence briefing.

That opens up some new conspiracy theories. What if the "suspicious package" was actually intelligence that the President is getting from a whistleblower, that the deep state is trying to intercept and destroy?

I know - far-fetched. But nothing would surprise me any more.

[browniexyz]

I like how you think!

I actually thought something similar.

[HKMk23]

“Have they found Obama’s masculinity?”

Obama is to masculinity as 7-UP is to caffeine:
Nevah had it; nevah will. HA, ha, haaa!

[VTenigma]

Snipers seen roaming property.

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Snipers are normally “not seen”. I believe those would be “agents”.

[FreedomStar3028]

The press pool? I’d bet they stop lying about Trump after that.

[Gaffer]

#31

[Melian]

All of them are wearing dark, muted, mourning garb. They look like a super-fun bunch! And now we know why there are so many grammatical errors in news stories. They are probably writing them on their phones half the time! LOL

Seriously, if you are making these people unhappy, you are probably doing okay. Winning, Mr. President!