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Feminist touts her latest form of activism: ‘I fart everywhere now’
The Extract ^
| March 10, 2017
| Editor
Posted on 03/10/2017 5:20:38 PM PST by ItsOnlyDaryl
New York blogger Allison Hope recently penned a crass editorial for xoJane in which she describes public flatulence as her secret feminist weapon that works every time.
After lamenting her perception that women get silenced, pushed aside, ignored, paid less, denied care, called names, and a million and one other bad things, Hope recalled the cramped subway ride that gave her an unorthodox idea.
The first time it happened, I admit it wasnt deliberate, she wrote. It was one of those days when I had eaten something like fava beans for lunch, and the gas was just mounting in my intestines for hours while I pushed it back in at work.
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Is this what passes -- pardon the pun -- for debate among today's feminists? Farting on people is basically what Madonna's speech at that stupid march amounted to.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Whenever you are in a public place, let it rip and yell,
“That one was for Hillary!”
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:22:50 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I suppose I’ll having to stop washing my hands in the bathroom in clever response.
To: blueunicorn6
....and the next one is for Obama.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
When I was a little boy women wore hats, gloves and dresses even to go to the store. I’m not ancient. Have we devolved that much?
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:24:40 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:25:15 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
feminist... sounds more like a crazy cat woman
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Yes. Now women wear their jammies to the store.
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:25:49 PM PST
by
tuffydoodle
("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
To: blueunicorn6
Personally, I like going to Walmart on Gummint Cheese Check Fridays and crop-dusting the entire soup aisle with a maniacal grin on my face.........
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:26:14 PM PST
by
Viking2002
("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
New York blogger Allison Hope recently penned a crass editorial ... The editorial was from September 2015, hardly "recent". Those farts are getting old.
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:26:23 PM PST
by
AZLiberty
(A is now A once again.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
What this is is an example of how out of touch these people are. Didn’t she know that Kalifornia has passed laws against cows farting. Does she think that since she looks and acts like a cow that she is exempt? Typical liberal.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Classy chick. Is she hoping to start a ‘movement’?
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:26:57 PM PST
by
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:27:39 PM PST
by
tuffydoodle
("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I fart everywhere now
= = =
I am reminded of Johnny Cash lyrics -
I’ve been everywhere, man
I’ve been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I’ve breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I’ve had my share, man
I’ve been everywhere
If fact, she should be sued for plagiarism.
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:28:52 PM PST
by
Scrambler Bob
(Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Allison is that rare human whom farting makes more attractive Allison is of the endangered species known as Native New Yorker where she currently resides with her wife and their furry feline. PR specialist by day and journalist by night, she's written for magazines, newspapers, blogs, microblogs, newsletters, and on cocktail napkins (and once on a stranger's behind).
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:33:34 PM PST
by
Az Joe
(Gloria in excelsis Deo)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
"I fart everywhere now"Oh big whoop, lady, so does my husband and my dog. That is no special talent....
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:35:27 PM PST
by
CAluvdubya
(<---has now left CA for NV, where God/guns have not been outlawed! She's done and he's won!)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Probably something that the NYC advertisers can feature to draw tourists in addition to queer Broadway shows...maybe even a feature on NBC Evening News as Inspiring America!
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:36:50 PM PST
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Dan Rather, a 60 Minutes Investigative Reporter for CBS, invented "Fake News"-fake but accurate.)
To: ProudFossil
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:40:23 PM PST
by
samantha
(keep up the fight..)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Watch old movies and you will see men wearing suits at ballgames, the movies, etc.
My dad used to fly back in the late 60s. He said everyone was dressed up. Of course, flying was more expensive back then and not all could afford to fly.
Now adays, almost anyone can afford to fly. I do dress comfortably on a plane though. If I have to get out, I want to be able to move!
I admit I like casual, but I think in some cases we've taken it a bit too far.
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posted on
03/10/2017 5:40:56 PM PST
by
ealgeone
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Think you are underpaid now? Excessive farting at work will result in even LESS pay, lady!!!;)
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