[Az Joe]

Allison is that rare human whom farting makes more attractive Allison is of the endangered species known as Native New Yorker where she currently resides with her wife and their furry feline. PR specialist by day and journalist by night, she's written for magazines, newspapers, blogs, microblogs, newsletters, and on cocktail napkins (and once on a stranger's behind).

[Cowgirl of Justice]

My own husband has never heard me ‘shoot the bunny’.

I am just at a loss for words.

[tired&retired]

Holding the extra reserve gas in her double chin.

[snuffy smiff]

Well Laz-what say you? She(?) might even sign yer arse, afterwards!

[tired&retired]

“where she currently resides with her wife and their furry feline”

Ok... Real crazy cat woman...

[NativeSon]

The unholy L0ve-child of Tug McGraw & Lou Ferrigno

[Dawgreg]

My gosh, I’d have to run home and take a shower if I were anywhere around this nasty looking thing and her farts...gives me the creeps.

[Old Yeller]

She looks like a young Tony Danza.

[stevio]

Judging from the picture, I wouldn’t expect anything less.

[jonrick46]

The photo confirms my suspicion that Allison Hope is fat, light headed and smells nasty. Quick! Get the wheel barrow and shovel.

[ViLaLuz]

Yuck. She’s right down there with Lena Dunham.