Posted on 12/21/2016 11:59:31 AM PST by kevcol
I give up. I can't tell if it's satire anymore.
What does it say on those t-shirts they are wearing? CMSA?
That looks like some lovely filth done there!
SJW1: “When I was in college, they made us have our Social Justice Warrior meetings in a room with no tables or chairs...
SJW2: “Or windows!”
SJW3: “Or air!”
SJW4: “You were lucky. We had to meet in the bathroom.”
SJW2: “We didn’t have a room! We had to meet in the middle of the road and dodge the Priuses!”
SJW3: “Oh. We had to meet in a drainage ditch under the road in roaring flash floods and were forced to use Kleenex to wipe the ditch clean...”
SJW1: “Luxury. We had to meet in an open muddy sewage ditch in the middle of tornadoes, licking the sewage ditch clean while our SJW Counselor would slice us in two with a butter knife and dance hallelujah over us.”
SJW2, SJW3, SJW4: “Right. Things were so much better back then...”
They should start an OA - Oppressaholic Anonymous. There the snowflakes can gather at churches and city halls... egad!
I forgot how triggered they would be in a church.
OK, library - where they can piss and moan about how horrible they have it.
LOL, I can’t see a picture of a raccoon now without visualizing “Guardians of The Galaxy”!
“HEY HEY, HO HO...
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE AGAINST?
DAMNED IF WE KNOW!!!”
lol
Soon, they will offer college degrees in shades of offended-ness and oppression analysis, I expect.
LOL, I swear, if there is ONE thing about liberals that frosts me to the point of teeth-gritting irritation, is their penchant for chanting unoriginal stupidity.
I spent some time with the DC Chapter of Free Republic doing counter-protests, and listening to those brainless morons chanting “Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho...” made me want to rip the megaphone out of someone’s hand and scream at them “FOR GOD’S SAKE, CAN’T YOU BRAINLESS BUNCH OF TURDS THINK OF SOME ORIGINAL WAY TO START A CHANT???? THIS ISN’T THE SIXTIES, YOU STINKING HIPPIES!”
Someone needs to create a hierarchy of oppression, just for reference.
Yes, a very complex point system.
THAT is one of my all time favorite comedy movie scenes!
CAMPAIGN FOR FREE GALILEE: Shhh! Shh. Shhh. Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: Campaign for Free Galilee.
FRANCIS: Oh. Uh, People’s Front of Judea. Officials.
DEADLY DIRK: Oh.
FRANCIS: What’s your group doing here?
DEADLY DIRK: We’re going to kidnap Pilate’s wife, take her back, issue demands.
FRANCIS: So are we.
DEADLY DIRK: What?
FRANCIS: That’s our plan!
DEADLY DIRK: We were here first!
FRANCIS: What do you mean?!
DEADLY DIRK: We thought of it first!
WARRIS: Oh, yeah?
DEADLY DIRK: Yes, a couple of years ago!
P.F.J.: Ha. Heh. Ha ha.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: Okay, c— co— come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?
DEADLY DIRK: ‘Course we have.
FRANCIS: What are they?
DEADLY DIRK: Well, I’m not telling you.
P.F.J.: Aghhh...
FRANCIS: Oh, come on. Pull the other one.
P.F.J.: Shh!
DEADLY DIRK: That’s not the point! We thought of it before you!
WARRIS: Did not.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: You didn’t.
C.F.G.: We bloody did!
BRIAN: Shhhh!
P.F.J.: Shhhhh! Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: You bastards! We’ve been planning this for months.
FRANCIS: Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. Oh! Oh.
RANDOM: All right.
WARRIS: Clever. You sly...
C.F.G. and P.F.J. fight
BRIAN: Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!
FRANCIS: We are! Ohh.
BRIAN: We mustn’t fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
EVERYONE: The Judean People’s Front?!
BRIAN: No, no! The Romans!
EVERYONE: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
(snicker) It ISN’T!
LOL, I can’t see a picture of a raccoon now without visualizing “Guardians of The Galaxy”!
We watched that just last night! Man, I LOVE that movie. We have three raccoon that we keep for training purposes with our hounds; they’re not harmed in any way - you just want the pups to know what a ‘coon smells and looks like - anyway, our big male is named, ‘Rocket.’
And...I’m pretty sure he has a, ‘plan.’ ;)
I’m confused. Minority students get accepted into Colleges today over White Students and get preference in classes because of race. What are they protesting again?
Hehehe...that’s GREAT! I know they can be nasty, destructive creatures, but...it is hard not to like them!
As for the movie, I saw it and liked it so much I got the soundtrack and the 3-D version, which is a hoot to watch!
I...am GROOT! (which means I loved it!)
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