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Revealed! Putin personally hacked DNC from surveillance aircraft with bear on board
R T News ^ | 12-17-2016 | Danielle Ryan

Posted on 12/17/2016 8:35:36 PM PST by Trump_vs_Evil_Witch

Shocking revelations earlier this week as US intelligence officials confirmed with “high confidence” that Russian President Vladimir Putin was “PERSONALLY INVOLVED” in the hacking of the Democratic National Committee....The high level, anonymous and completely trustworthy sources also told a major US news agency that PUTIN HIMSELF PILOTED A specially designed RUSSIAN SPY-PLANE across the Atlantic to personally direct the still-ongoing hacking operations from the air... ...Satellite images seen by a separate anonymous NASA whistleblower are believed to show Putin in the cockpit of the spy plane alongside his co-pilot Boris, A LIFELIKE ROBOTIC BEAR which has been under secret development in the depths of Siberia and has been programmed to attack Putin’s enemies on command using a variety of lethal methods...

(Excerpt) Read more at rt.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; dnc; humor; russia
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After all the DNC lying a little comedy is in order....
1 posted on 12/17/2016 8:35:36 PM PST by Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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“A sensitive unprotected server located in a bathroom with Top Secret info on it!!!!”

I laugh in Russian!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I toast the cankles with vodka!


2 posted on 12/17/2016 8:38:05 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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3 posted on 12/17/2016 8:38:19 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Huh? I thought Putin had an army of trained monkeys hack into the US voting machines using MS DOS. My lib friends swear by it, honest..


4 posted on 12/17/2016 8:39:42 PM PST by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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5 posted on 12/17/2016 8:39:46 PM PST by Chode (You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
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I knew it!


6 posted on 12/17/2016 8:41:05 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch

Smarter than the average robotic bear!


7 posted on 12/17/2016 8:41:25 PM PST by ari-freedom (Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
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Tell us something new. We all knew this. Come on......


8 posted on 12/17/2016 8:41:47 PM PST by chiller (One from the Right - One for the Fight)
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Seems legit.


9 posted on 12/17/2016 8:43:23 PM PST by dfwgator
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For a minute there I thought he had a State Policeman on board.


10 posted on 12/17/2016 8:47:02 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)" "If you see a civilian in cammies -- bump into him")
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Believable, ‘cause RT is a real news site.


11 posted on 12/17/2016 8:47:50 PM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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Yes, it’s all true! And I have it on good authority that Putin’s plane was vectored in to America’s east coast by none other than Donald Trump himself.

Yes! Trump stood on a sand dune on the New Jersey shore, and he used a WW II signal lamp to signal Putin’s plane. That signal lamp was, of course, previously dropped off by a Russian submarine.


12 posted on 12/17/2016 8:47:50 PM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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Someone else posted that he hacked her shoes and made her fall down.......made me guffaw!


13 posted on 12/17/2016 8:50:48 PM PST by Be Careful
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Was the CIA flying the plane for Putin while James Comey was feeding the bear? Tell us... give us all the details.


14 posted on 12/17/2016 8:52:35 PM PST by GOPJ ("Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats". P.J O'Rourke)
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While both enjoyed Cuban cigars.


15 posted on 12/17/2016 8:53:35 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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See ..., the Bear did it !
Putin is innocent again !
Just like O'Bungler isn't responsible for any of his errors, either !
Frist rule of politics is :
If it goes good, ..claim the credit
If i goes badly , blame someone else !
Simple logic ! Ask Schumer if this system doesn't work !
16 posted on 12/17/2016 8:59:04 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Immigration is a priveledge ,.... not a right ! Tell that to O'Bungler and the U.N.)
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I would totally believe this story if I were to read it because it seems to be fake news and humorous.


17 posted on 12/17/2016 8:59:14 PM PST by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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18 posted on 12/17/2016 8:59:41 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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It only counts if it was a dancing bear.


19 posted on 12/17/2016 9:00:37 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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Was this before or after he murdered Harambe?


20 posted on 12/17/2016 9:06:38 PM PST by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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