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Revealed! Putin personally hacked DNC from surveillance aircraft with bear on board
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| 12-17-2016
| Danielle Ryan
Posted on 12/17/2016 8:35:36 PM PST by Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Shocking revelations earlier this week as US intelligence officials confirmed with “high confidence” that Russian President Vladimir Putin was “PERSONALLY INVOLVED” in the hacking of the Democratic National Committee....The high level, anonymous and completely trustworthy sources also told a major US news agency that PUTIN HIMSELF PILOTED A specially designed RUSSIAN SPY-PLANE across the Atlantic to personally direct the still-ongoing hacking operations from the air... ...Satellite images seen by a separate anonymous NASA whistleblower are believed to show Putin in the cockpit of the spy plane alongside his co-pilot Boris, A LIFELIKE ROBOTIC BEAR which has been under secret development in the depths of Siberia and has been programmed to attack Putin’s enemies on command using a variety of lethal methods...
(Excerpt) Read more at rt.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; dnc; humor; russia
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After all the DNC lying a little comedy is in order....
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
“A sensitive unprotected server located in a bathroom with Top Secret info on it!!!!”
I laugh in Russian!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I toast the cankles with vodka!
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:38:05 PM PST
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:38:19 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Huh? I thought Putin had an army of trained monkeys hack into the US voting machines using MS DOS. My lib friends swear by it, honest..
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:39:42 PM PST
by
max americana
(For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:39:46 PM PST
by
Chode
(You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:41:05 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Smarter than the average robotic bear!
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:41:25 PM PST
by
ari-freedom
(Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Tell us something new. We all knew this. Come on......
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:41:47 PM PST
by
chiller
(One from the Right - One for the Fight)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:43:23 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
For a minute there I thought he had a State Policeman on board.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:47:02 PM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98)" "If you see a civilian in cammies -- bump into him")
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Believable, ‘cause RT is a real news site.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:47:50 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Yes, it’s all true! And I have it on good authority that Putin’s plane was vectored in to America’s east coast by none other than Donald Trump himself.
Yes! Trump stood on a sand dune on the New Jersey shore, and he used a WW II signal lamp to signal Putin’s plane. That signal lamp was, of course, previously dropped off by a Russian submarine.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:47:50 PM PST
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Someone else posted that he hacked her shoes and made her fall down.......made me guffaw!
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Was the CIA flying the plane for Putin while James Comey was feeding the bear? Tell us... give us all the details.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:52:35 PM PST
by
GOPJ
("Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats". P.J O'Rourke)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
While both enjoyed Cuban cigars.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:53:35 PM PST
by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
See ..., the Bear did it !
Putin is innocent again !
Just like O'Bungler isn't responsible for any of his errors, either !
Frist rule of politics is :
If it goes good, ..claim the credit
If i goes badly , blame someone else !
Simple logic ! Ask Schumer if this system doesn't work !
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:59:04 PM PST
by
Tilted Irish Kilt
(Immigration is a priveledge ,.... not a right ! Tell that to O'Bungler and the U.N.)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
I would totally believe this story if I were to read it because it seems to be fake news and humorous.
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:59:14 PM PST
by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
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posted on
12/17/2016 8:59:41 PM PST
by
bigbob
(We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
It only counts if it was a dancing bear.
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posted on
12/17/2016 9:00:37 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Trump_vs_Evil_Witch
Was this before or after he murdered Harambe?
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