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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Election Edition)
December 12, 2016 | Me

Posted on 12/12/2016 2:42:06 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Eleven lawyers yapping,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us,
Twelve million headaches,
Eleven lawyers yapping,
Ten unnamed sources,
Nine Dems a-lyin’
Eight false electors,
Seven Russians hacking,
Six screaming snowflakes
Five fake news memes,
Four-letter words,
Three failed recounts,
Two Soros riots and
A whole lot of post-election fuss.


TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: 12days; christmas; election; humor; recount; silliness
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I haven't posted a vanity in few years, so I decided to make some silliness out of all the election nonsense we've been bombarded with.

Feel free to suggest edits.

1 posted on 12/12/2016 2:42:06 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; doug from upland

It’s great as is!.....................


2 posted on 12/12/2016 2:44:27 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Thanks! My first positive review!


3 posted on 12/12/2016 2:53:06 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
My first positive review!

Here's your second!

4 posted on 12/12/2016 3:15:01 PM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (A fool's money and Jill Stein are soon partners.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Want to hear ya sing it!


5 posted on 12/12/2016 3:20:45 PM PST by Ladysforest (Racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia and vulgarity - with just a smattering of threats and violence)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Sidebar Moderator
Sublime, in its conception, imagination, pertinence, crafting, meter, and even formatting. Well done!

Suggesting that the Mod pin it for a time--either until the electors vote or even until the inauguration.

6 posted on 12/12/2016 3:22:06 PM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: TwelveOfTwenty

Thanks!


7 posted on 12/12/2016 3:22:20 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Ladysforest

Oh, no you don’t. Really. ;-)


8 posted on 12/12/2016 3:29:00 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

You are too kind.


9 posted on 12/12/2016 3:32:28 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Bravo!!!! This needs to be made into a music video!


10 posted on 12/12/2016 4:05:28 PM PST by Sisku Hanne (All you have to do is the next right thing.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Bwahahahahaha!!!! Classic...


11 posted on 12/12/2016 4:06:11 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?!?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Nice. I was working on one.


12 posted on 12/12/2016 4:17:43 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary, get the hell off the stage!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hark now hear the liberal scream!
13 posted on 12/12/2016 4:28:59 PM PST by Stopthethreat
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Nice...that’s funny...


14 posted on 12/12/2016 4:36:53 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Outstanding!


15 posted on 12/12/2016 4:44:49 PM PST by agave (Take a Deep Breath and Relax)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; doug from upland; LucyT; Whenifhow

Excellent!!!!

Ping!


16 posted on 12/12/2016 5:00:52 PM PST by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: WildHighlander57; appalachian_dweller; aragorn; Arthur Wildfire! March; ASA Vet; Art in Idaho; ...

PING!!!

Article/ lyrics re: election

Enjoy!

Thanks, WildHighlander57


17 posted on 12/12/2016 5:19:34 PM PST by Whenifhow
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

May I have permission to repost this ? Great job!


18 posted on 12/13/2016 7:24:12 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Thanks. Yes, feel free to repost (with attribution to FR of course).


19 posted on 12/13/2016 7:50:19 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Super


20 posted on 12/13/2016 7:55:26 AM PST by Empireoftheatom48 (God help the Republic but will he?)
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