Skip to comments.Donald Trump’s glorious victory gave Fidel Castro a great big heart attack [secret story]
Posted on 11/27/2016 8:55:36 AM PST by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
On November 8th, Fidel was doing very poorly and was sounded disoriented. However, he was aware of the election in America between his friends, The Clintons, and the patriotic American-Donald Trump.
El Comandante assumed that globalizing socialist was destined to become the next US president. And so he laid down with a happy smile on his face and went to sleep. The nursing staff took over and monitored his vital signs. His family went to the other room to watch the news of the US election.
When the Castro sons realized that Donald Trump had won in America they threw their mojitos out the window and got in a horrible fight about their future in Cuba. And now for the hard part, no one dared to be the one to wake and tell their father. Since he appeared comatose any way, why bother the old man? Fortunately for everyone, Fidel remained semi-conscious for many days.
When ever he would stir, an argument ensued. The seven sons debated who would have to deliver the devastating news that Trump had won. Fidels doctor had suggested that they not tell him anything. Or, tell their father that the Clintons won again and all remains the same for Cuba. The same miserable communist life for the people, and a life of opulence and great wealth for the Castro familia.
Yesterday they argued so loudly, Fidel awoke. He was back to his usual self and he wanted to watch the election results. They quickly summoned Uncle Raul to deliver the terrible news to Fidel. Raul Castro had been busy scheming over their fate. He came in around 10:20PM and he leaned over Fidel's bed and whispered in his ear,
Dearest brother, It seems that the Americans have chosen Donald Trump to be their leader, I am very sorry for all of us." "Your billion dollar loot combined with my five hundred millions should be enough for us to live handsomely in exile." "We should leave before the United States gets the real American president in office." "Fidel, I have checked, they have room for us in Bolivia or Mexico."
With that news, Fidels eyes grew big and round, he clutched his chest and he died. And that was that. News of Donald Trumps glorious win gave Castro a massive heart attack.
(translation from Spanish)
What will happen to the billion dollars Fidel Castro has looted from his countrymen?
Clinton Foundation calling dibs on it!
Never thought of the possibility...but hey...could be.
Only God knows. I wish he'd write.
Trump gets results! Fast!
Mitt Romney gave Nancy Reagan a heart attack after his stupid March 3rd speech and she died 2 days later.
Hopefully Trump will look into this. How sweet it would be to further EXPOSE the left’s killer icon and start a movement there to overthrow Raul and his cronies
The Clintons have had a largely adversarial relationship with the Cuban exile community in the United States.
The Clinton presidency is stained with the blood of dozens of Cubans seeking freedom. Among them are the 41 killed in July 1994, when the Cuban government sunk the March 13 tugboat, seeking to arrive in the United States. Cuban government officials killed ten children between the ages of 6 months and 12 years in that operation; the Clinton White House did not issue a significant response to this act.
In 1996, the Cuban government shot down two planes belonging to the Cuban exile group Brothers to the Rescue in international waters, killing four Cuban-Americans, including U.S. citizens. Bill Clinton said of the attack, this shooting of civilian aircraft out of the air was a flagrant violation of international law. It is wrong and the United States will not tolerate it. The Cuban government never faced trial for this violation, however, or significant repercussions for the act.
Towards the end of the Clinton tenure, in 2000, Clinton ordered the siege of a residential home in Miami, where Cuban exile child Elián González, 7 years old, was residing with his family. González was abducted from his home at gunpoint and returned to Cuba in an operation observers at the time described as resembl[ing] Munich 1940 more than Miami 2000.
González, now an adult, is a prominent communist propaganda figure.
Hillary Clinton herself has said that she supports President Barack Obamas concessions to the Castro regime announced on December 2014. While she was no longer his Secretary of State at the time, she took credit for his Cuba policies in her autobiography, Hard Choices. Since the Obama concession package, both violent arrests of dissidents and dangerous attempts to flee Cuba for the United States via the Caribbean Sea have skyrocketed.
A series of releases of emails from the organization Wikileaks shows that Clinton insiders, including campaign chairman John Podesta, are intimately acquainted with advocates for furthering business ties and emboldening the Castro regime, and that these advocates have influences Clintons public statements on the issue.
The bad guys are falling like flies.
Now he went and did it . . . now the U.N. Security Council will charge him with a war crime - assassinating dear Fidel.
How about citing a source/link to confirm this is actually a news story.
The Forgotten American Man and Woman had helped with the picking up and fixing up tje USA Constitution, THANK-YOU PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD J.TRUMP.
They’re going to find something to charge him with anyway.
Kennedy tried to have him killed at least six times; what a failure.
Not going to happen. The UN IS SCARED TO THE POINT OF PEEING in their underwear of Mr. Trump.
Besides one less old dictator to worry. SARC.
Sounds plausible. Is it?
That’s almost worthy of Norman Rockwell.
Heard it through the Little Havana grapevine -via amigos de los Castro familia
Fidelito, Alina, Jorge Angel, Fransica Pupo, Alexis, Alejandro, Angelito, Alexander and Antonio Castro
Of course it's not an actual news story. It's an amusing fantasy.
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