[PROCON]

Last year for this useless propaganda!

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Secret Agent Man]

Make sure to ‘flip the bird’ to your local govt busybody.

[smokingfrog]

Shut up and eat!

[Billthedrill]

Take a deep-fat fryer. Set it up on your deck or inside your garage, preferably on top of the oil slick on the floor. Make sure your bird is at least partly frozen. Fill the oil to nearly the top of the pot, light the burner, drink a sixer while it comes up to temperature, dunk the bird. Run.

Global warming? I gotcher global warming - RIGHT HERE!

[RightGeek]

Another place for funding cuts

[Mark]

I can’t take the stress! I want my Obama shrink!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Among them: Don't wash the bird because that can spray contaminated water up to three feet away.

What kind of power washer are they using?

[Billthedrill]

How Not To Fry A Turkey

[TheConservativeParty]

Looks like there’s plenty of gov’t waste to cut out at the USDA!
Good grief!

Trump Trump Trump!!!

Finally a businessman will shape up this bloated gov’t!

[rey]

How do they figure organic lowers climate impact? There is a lot more input and a lot less yield from organic farming practices. That is why farmers use modified; it produces more with less input.

[867V309]

I warm the property by idling the SUV in the driveway. Is that wrong?

[P.O.E.]

[GnuThere]

“For those of you living in the Southwest, we recommend you not wash your turkey in YELLOW, CONTAMINATED river water that we created. Our bad.”

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

How did the Pilgrims and Indians survive?

There were no anti-bacterial soap or plastic bags to protect the food back then.

[tbw2]

My solution - not inviting the far left family members to the holiday meal. Cook less, less travel for the whole group.

[tumblindice]

How were the Pilgrims able to have Thanksgiving w/o the help of federal minders?

[SkiKnee]

Do their suggestions involve sitting around in your PJs drinking hot cocoa? That seems to be their recommendations for everything else.

[ari-freedom]

I make a point to buy as much GMO, non organic, non gluten free meat as I can. Then smoke it

[ConservaTeen]

Let’s see..how to combat global warming? Use your turkey fryer to fry your local turkey (either Dem or RINO)...also, take your auto and drive 7 miles to the local Golden Corral (if more than 1 passenger, add 25 miles for each passenger). In some places, YOU DO want warmer weather...

[Sacajaweau]

The only person I’ve ever known who got sick from a turkey is Martha Stewart and I believe she raised the deceased on her own farm.

[Terry Mross]

To those who have libs in the family this will be a lot worse than when obama was the subject of discussion. They are some pissed off libs. Personally wife and I are going to a nice restaurant. I pray there is not a loudmouthed liberal sitting close by.