Posted on 11/21/2016 4:02:54 PM PST by PROCON
The federal government is worried that America is too stressed out to deal with Thanksgiving dinner safely so at least two departments have entered to help everybody live through the uniquely American holiday while also curbing global warming.
"This week millions of Americans will gather family and friends around the dinner table to give thanks. But for those preparing the meal, it can be a stressful time. Not to mention, for many it is the largest meal they have cooked all year, leaving plenty of room for mistakes that could cause foodborne illness," warned the Agriculture Department.
As a result, USDA is offering tips to help cooks win applause. Or, as they blogged Monday, "To avoid making everyone at the table sick, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service offers five tips for a food safe Thanksgiving."
Among them: Don't wash the bird because that can spray contaminated water up to three feet away.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
Yea, just look at how much carbon O’Muslim has blown into the sky traveling the world on our dime for 8 years. His latest tour is more travel than most Americans will do in a whole lifetime.
How were the Pilgrims able to have Thanksgiving w/o the help of federal minders?
Do their suggestions involve sitting around in your PJs drinking hot cocoa? That seems to be their recommendations for everything else.
I make a point to buy as much GMO, non organic, non gluten free meat as I can. Then smoke it
Let’s see..how to combat global warming? Use your turkey fryer to fry your local turkey (either Dem or RINO)...also, take your auto and drive 7 miles to the local Golden Corral (if more than 1 passenger, add 25 miles for each passenger). In some places, YOU DO want warmer weather...
The only person I’ve ever known who got sick from a turkey is Martha Stewart and I believe she raised the deceased on her own farm.
To those who have libs in the family this will be a lot worse than when obama was the subject of discussion. They are some pissed off libs. Personally wife and I are going to a nice restaurant. I pray there is not a loudmouthed liberal sitting close by.
I am burning a tire.
Because I can.
Betcha that tastes even better heated in a $1500 “June Intelligent [internet, countertop] Oven”.
The day is not far off when people in our government will have the common sense to know putting silly garbage like this out could cost them their job.
Sanity! What a concept!
And it's probably their only job and they make 6 figures with good bennies!
12 oz cans of R-134a refrigerant is on sale at Walmart right now. The eco-Nazis claim that R-134a is 1400 times more potent as a Greenhouse gas than Carbon Dioxide. So go buy a half dozen cans and celebrate your freedom by emptying them into a leaky air conditioning system or just empty them. /s
Uh...best way to “fight climate change”?
Elect conservatives, willing to tell the truth on the subject.
There is NO “man-made climate change”!
If anyone gives you trouble say you are imitating Winnie Mandela.
I am so glad this Gore-Bull Warming carp is coming to an end.
How many will cry attempting to cut into that turkey shaped tofu?
I guess I’m lucky. No libs. We all eat and drink and sit around and fill the air with co2 talking about what a poc Obama is.
I idled my V8 Hemi for nearly an hour today to help melt the 18 inches of global warming stuck to it.
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